Bet yer cant do this wiv yer tratters

Just washed me burd feeder.

In honour ov the chap that died recenlty eye cooked me bacon for me sandwich on me mean green grillin fing.

I should add that I dun't like bmw and merc's. Their success in the 80's and 90's for being betterer helped kill oft the british car market. Its not all bad. When bmw bought LR they got involved with development projects on day one. The Freelander was allowd to continue development. Bmw liked it...

Chicken chips and pea's for tea. Was going to be a casserole but eye fergottid to fill me slow cooker.

My tyre fitter uses two tyres as table legs, lay on their side, one on top of the other, in the reception seating area. I asked what they were for as they're stoooopidly wide. He said x5 rears. They're popular so part of the display. x5's eat tyres. Rears are wider than fronts. Rears over 350...

I will raise you '...condition of car is first rate'. None of them were. Gorra be somefink wrong.

@JimS posted this on anuvva fred. Eye likes it.

Only haddit a day and yer using wurds like brilliant. Freelandering is the way forward.

Having seen the words 'rust free' I wouldn't trust the seller.

Thats wot got me finking of the screwfix one. Cobbles need resanding every so many years. Eye has about 55 sq meters to do. Initially to level and clean up. Later on it should just be a resand.

Eye is finking again of pulling up me manchester cobbles and relaying em flat. Eye could hire a compactor to level and stamp down the sand but is will be done in patches so lots of on off hire. Looked at buying the leccy one below burrit dunt seem up to the job when lookering at youtube. Then...

Yer got the name wrong.