Typical teatterer. Any eggscuse not to avva baff.

Going to be hot again. Make sure yer put water out for wild life. Tis a good job eye gottid me harvester wuking. Eye collect 4x the amount of rain eye did before. Helps to correct the lack ov rains.

Home from home?

Early advert for a prototype Freelander.

Feller sheep int kitchen. Now int bed. Nite.

...waited ferrim to come down. He dint. Seemed happy to watch me. Eye moved about slowly and kept some distance. Then anuvva squirrel walked diagonal down me garage to avoid bumping into him. Climbed down me trellis and started munching nuts on top ov me hedge hog box. This triggered the first...

Was filling me water can to nite when a squirrel jumped oft me fence onto the garage by me. Dunt fink he knew eye were there. He sat ont roof watching me watering. Eye moved down the bottom ov the garden and

Could one ov the filfy oiks on ere take yer out ferra ride int tratter to shake it lose? Then it could come out naturally.

Sit in yer Freelander. It will cheer yer up and take the pain away.

Rain over nite. Anuvva 200L. 250L yesdi. So me harvester is wuking. All water butts now full. 1100L. Need to put a filter on the first one as me little friends sit ont garage roof eating nuts. Shells fall down into me guttering which goes to me water butts. Ordered them some more nits yesdi as...

Dunt try this at home