Eye has bin gerrin up urly this week and wukkin long hours. Eye is now int bed at 7pm. Bort meself a new charging cable yesdi from argos. Couldn't get me argos password right so used their pay terminal fing. Me rain harverter is happy. Looks like he's avvin a week oft as there be no rain coming.

He dunt wanna do that. Wurf its weight int gold.

Bonnet up. Issit broked already?

See if she'll take the volvo as settlement.

Me bugs came back so eye sprayed them again tonight. They is green fly. Some av wings which is how eye recognised them.

Edgar can soak up about 2L per day from his sourcer. Last night eye jet washed the deadded bugs oft me lupins. Not sure if they will return.

Probably up to his waist in water

Just bin watching wot eye finks is a squirrel. He were checking out me new pipe running along me garage. Interested in me meal wurm feeder but stayed on the roof. Watched a burd come to feed en go. Moved to the support pillar to view it from a different angle. Got free quarters down me fence and...

No rain over night burreye has had squirrels visit so not all bad. Talk ov rain later int week. Might wash ma hippo if this continues.

Does he not know to run fer cover when yer wukkin?

Eye ain't

So me water butts collected 200L. Me ole meal wurm tub gotted 350ml. Mouth 250mm wide. Web ses: Pie x r x r x h = volume ov tub So vol / ( pie x r x r ) = 350 / 49087 = 0.00713 x1000 is 7.1mm deep Which is about right. 200L / 7.1 = about 28 square meters ov castle roof. Bit lower than recent...

They wos repeats

Moomins are 80 years old. Well 80 years since their first story was published. Top telly when eye were a nipper. https://www.moomin.com/en/moomin80/

Nuvva big cloud coming across. Wevva ses we're gerrin 6mm today. Collected 80L over night wiv me harvester. Tis difficult to wuk out the area its collecting from wiv only small amounts as me guttering has to fill first. The flat bit has to fill to gerrover the joints.

On channel 5 there be a program on the secret life of bees. Eye has just wotched the first one. Fascinating to a little hippo like me.

Big cloud coming across. Put a bucket out to see how many mm drops so eye can wuk out how much ov me castle roof eye is collecting rain from.

1mm of rain coming morra afternoon. 5.5mm coming morra morra afternoon and evening.