Saint.V8 · Nov 24, 2014

odyssey said:
. . . the thing breaks, you accept it, fix it/get it fixed, chalk it up to experience, and carry on driving it :crazy:.

A

Hairy · Nov 24, 2014

The Trafic police ask you how often does it breakdown. :multiply:

tomcat59alan · Nov 24, 2014

wammers said:
It has been said before, but you can be a little tinker at times.

I could have left the legs down and ploughed it.

cooltide · Nov 24, 2014

You know you're a range rover driver when on day 2 of doing your mates decking, he won't let you on his newly block paved drive after he has thoroughly scrubbed the oil off where you parked yesterday.

Saint.V8 · Nov 24, 2014

cooltide said:
You know you're a range rover driver when on day 2 of doing your mates decking, he won't let you on his newly block paved drive after he has thoroughly scrubbed the oil off where you parked yesterday.

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

matt1987 · Nov 25, 2014

You know you're a range rover owner when standing at the fuel pump feels like a year whilst watching others come and go, and to get asked for a vat receipt on a full tank fill up by the kiosk operator!!!!!!!

N5Fav · Nov 25, 2014

cooltide said:
You know you're a range rover driver when on day 2 of doing your mates decking, he won't let you on his newly block paved drive after he has thoroughly scrubbed the oil off where you parked yesterday.

Or my daughters Father in laws driveway!

oops

cooltide · Nov 25, 2014

matt1987 said:
You know you're a range rover owner when standing at the fuel pump feels like a year whilst watching others come and go, and to get asked for a vat receipt on a full tank fill up by the kiosk operator!!!!!!!

You never been told you've got to turn the engine off. It'll never fill otherwise

robhew86 · Nov 25, 2014

"You know you're a Range Rover driver" when you're on the way to work at silly o'clock in the morning, then suddenly you hear the dreaded "warning" chime and that heart stopping moment when you think "WTF's wrong with it now" and as you look down to the computer it 's just informing you about the +3 degrees Ice warning :doh:

Gets me every time, Bastid thing....

ChrisRange · Nov 25, 2014

cooltide said:
You never been told you've got to turn the engine off. It'll never fill otherwise

Like that one, scared to lol

blackstrat · Nov 26, 2014

robhew86 said:
"You know you're a Range Rover driver" when you're on the way to work at silly o'clock in the morning, then suddenly you hear the dreaded "warning" chime and that heart stopping moment when you think "WTF's wrong with it now" and as you look down to the computer it 's just informing you about the +3 degrees Ice warning :doh:

Gets me every time, Bastid thing....

Ha yes I remember that one you're so right

martynv8 · Nov 26, 2014

blackstrat said:
Ha yes I remember that one you're so right

Absolutely!
Had a 'beep' this morning....shear relief when it was only the RH rear brake light bulb out.

SpanishTony · Nov 26, 2014

martynv8 said:
Absolutely!
Had a 'beep' this morning....shear relief when it was only the RH rear brake light bulb out.

ah but is it really out?

Datatek · Nov 26, 2014

martynv8 said:
Absolutely!
Had a 'beep' this morning....shear relief when it was only the RH rear brake light bulb out.

Mine does that occasionally

martynv8 · Nov 26, 2014

SpanishTony said:
ah but is it really out?

Yep, checked when i got back. TBH, it's only the second bulb gone in 3 years.

Littelwill · Nov 26, 2014

You know your a Range Rover driver when your at the fuel pump filing up and the two family cars across the four court which arrived at the same time have stopped,filled up, gone and paid and left before you've finished filling up!!

brianp38dse · Dec 8, 2014

when you buy a little vw polo as a run around to stop the p38 being the daily drive

ChrisRange · Dec 9, 2014

Loud audible noise goes off, heart stops and dash tells you its cold outside "3c"

Littelwill · Dec 9, 2014

ChrisRange said:
Loud audible noise goes off, heart stops and dash tells you its cold outside "3c"

Soooo true!

biketeacherdave · Dec 9, 2014

Littelwill said:
You know your a Range Rover driver when your at the fuel pump filing up and the two family cars across the four court which arrived at the same time have stopped,filled up, gone and paid and left before you've finished filling up!!

Did this yesterday cost me 79 quid to fuel shut off wasn't empty but decided to get it done while I was passing a pay at pump. You get the oddest looks paying inside at the check out when the cashier says that will be £120 please lol.

So I'm now just using pay at pump.

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