Oldseadog said:
Thank you for the clarification.

So Dave is not Jim, Steve doesn't exist, and Neil is a night in with a wooly hat and an oily sweater!

I have never spent a night in an oily sweater, and never wear a hat in bed! :D :D
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Who was jim ?
 
Jim is neither Dave nor Neil and he doesn't wear a wooly hat and an oily sweater ... He does eat cake though :D
 
So we have

Jim
Dave
Steve
Neil
The sweaty knight
And oily hat man ( cousin twice removed from mad hat man )

all involved in repairing a landy called sarah , right :confused:
 
So who did the landy's owner spend the night with :confused: Was he anything to do with repairing sarah :confused:
 
Sarah will be happy when Dave is fully fettled and functioning again.

In the meanwhile Neil is looking after her interests!

As for nights with knights ... They are in West Yorkshire after all! ;) :) ;)
 
sarah90 said:
I am the landy owner;):D
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So you're called dave , you have a landy called sarah ..youre in a civil partnership with Jim but neil came round the other night too...and the chap who owns a hat and a knight who has a perspiration problem were alsothere and at some point Sarah got mended Have I got it straight now ( oops bad choice of wordd seeing as you and jim are gay ...sorry
 
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fer gods sake i cannot believe that any garage or dealership could let anything be sold in that state

when i bought me series i bought it as scrap fully knowing it was either me or the crusher but still it was in a safer condition than that

and now im selling the series on and heres me fixing any little niggle and gripe i have with it as i dont wanna sell a pile of problems

some people just aint got any scrouples at all

two words can describe it ..........fookin disgusting !!!!!!!!!!!
 
OK, just for clarity :D:D:D:D

Dave

A Knight

Neil


THERE IS NO STEVE IN THIS STORY

:hysterically_laughi
 
suew said:
OK, just for clarity :D:D:D:D

Dave

A Knight

Neil


THERE IS NO STEVE IN THIS STORY [/

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:hysterically_laughi
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So was dave driving in sarah then..I couldn't see him ?

Was the knight's name steve ?

Why is neil a white smurf ?
 
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