blue beasty said:
I had moss growing happily in a side light.

That's not poor build quality, it's natural biological engineering at its finest :D
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That’s no different to planting grass in the roof of your shed.

It offsets the co2 out the tail pipe :eek:
 
Weldy said:
Just caught up on this thread! I thought OP had
a proper landrover ! Didn't realise it was one of those squashed rangies that look like a hippo on steroids!!
Proper landrovers have ice on the in side of the windscreen in winter and if your posh and have electric windows they only go down and you have to strip the door card off to make them go up!!

What's he complaining about
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Mate, hang on.

REAL land rovers dunt have door cards. That’s some posh modern stuff....
 
I think mine needs the Brazilian rain forest on my roof to suck up the poop that comes out of my exhaust !!
4 litres of badly burnt petrol makes some earth destroying gasses
 
Weldy said:
I think mine needs the Brazilian rain forest on my roof to suck up the poop that comes out of my exhaust !!
4 litres of badly burnt petrol makes some earth destroying gasses
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Let's be honest, an old disco or V8 series/fender probably burns fuel at a rate of one Chimp per mile.
 
Trench Rat said:
Let's be honest, an old disco or V8 series/fender probably burns fuel at a rate of one Chimp per mile.
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haha!!!
Polar ice cap melters not like these modern econimacal
Things!! Saying that if the polar ice caps melt abit more, you pub will be under water .. sorry for spoiling your pint and killing chimps
 
Hicap phill said:
It's normally the all the passenger seats that make the noise.
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My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
She's driving it today later and I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha
 
Weldy said:
My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha
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How'd your sons egg go?

That's going to be a hell of a clean up.
 
She fookin stopped me on the eggs! And I had to run round the shops and get him new ones!!! That's why she's getting the icing sugar treatment!!
Its pay back for when she put raljex in my undies!!
Don't worry! Photos will be uploaded
 
Weldy said:
My passenger seat just whines a bit , and groans.
She's driving it today later and I've filled the vent blowers with icing sugar and pointed them all at her and got it on full blast !! Can't fookin wait to see her face haha
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Photos or it never happened
 
Weldy said:
Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication
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I believe you but I also believe in sharing, so come on video it, you'll be in the **** anyway :)
 
Weldy said:
Haha! It will happen ! You really don't know me then lol!!
This is mild entertainment! Should see what I doo when I'm not on my medication
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Maybe you need to up the dose...LOL..........by a lot....:p:p..I reckon icing sugar in the eyes will hurt.

Cheers
 
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