Are you trying to pull me???
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It's been so long since i tried, i seriuosly forget :doh:

I am however known for plugging into things and making them feel a whole lot better :cool:

And since you run a Range Rover, is it safe to assume you are used to the feel of leather on your Bum LOL
 
BBS Guy said:
It's been so long since i tried, i seriuosly forget :doh:

I am however known for plugging into things and making them feel a whole lot better :cool:

And since you run a Range Rover, is it safe to assume you are used to the feel of leather on your Bum LOL
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No Sorry i've got a DT....no leather! the only leather i have is the end of my whip and my chaps, but at this time of year i usually just wear a thong because the leather gets way too sticky!!!!!!:hysterically_laughi
 
Hmmn, I assume you sadly refer to your equestrian activities ;-)
Do you wear the thong when going riding ???

Seeing your ideal car, and raising the tone a bit, i must tell you about Barbie, That's not her real name of course, but i gave her the name, given the car and the circumstances.

She is a 21 year old who owns a Black RRS that she thinks she worked hard for because she asked her Dad to buy it for her more than ten times.

He is obviously very wealthy to do so, as over here in Cyprus with duties, that's about 55K. If you think i am joking a new FFRR TDV8 will set you back about 150K Euro and a supercharged about 180K. D4's and RRS's about 100K

Her dad is however also a true life long and very close friend of mine i freely help quite a lot, and when her RRS developed an EAS fault, she was sent to me to sort it. I also remapped it and fitted EGR blanking as well as new disks and pads all round. I also showed her how to link her bejewelled Iphone to the Blue tooth she did not even know the car had :doh:

However when she first turned up in it, i almost died laughing, i have seriously never seen so much chrome and shiny bling on any vehicle in my life.
 
BBS Guy said:
Hmmn, I assume you sadly refer to your equestrian activities ;-)
Do you wear the thong when going riding ???

Seeing your ideal car, and raising the tone a bit, i must tell you about Barbie, That's not her real name of course, but i gave her the name, given the car and the circumstances.

She is a 21 year old who owns a Black RRS that she thinks she worked hard for because she asked her Dad to buy it for her more than ten times.

I also showed her how to link her bejewelled Iphone to the Blue tooth she did not even know the car had :doh:

However when she first turned up in it, i almost died laughing, i have seriously never seen so much chrome and shiny bling on any vehicle in my life.
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i've seen my RRS its a 2006 and its about £26000. i have always worked hard for what i have, my p38 was well earned, i used the money that i had from a slit up. my dad unfortunatly is no longer here. He was the reason i got a range rover in the first place. he had one of the very few RR in devon nearly 40 years ago.... if he was here he wouldn't be buying my ideal RR. he'd tell me to get out and earn the money myself even though he had the money.

I fix most problems on my RR myself unless i don't have the time to do it. i run 2 business. I went to agricultural college and won a price for top machinery student.... So although i'm sure barbie is lovely i'm nothing like her.

It's a shame you aren't closer as i would love for someone to remap my RR but i trust very few when it comes to my car and my business.

God i feel like i got all serious then!!!!

Anyway back to the thong, wear it when i go riding what????;)
 
Good for you girl :cool2:
My dad is also gone and gave me only the most important thing of all. A "can do" attitude.
I am quite sure he would be most proud of what i have since achieved with it.

I have no remapping experience of P38's, although i did fit a chip to my own DSE many years back with i guess what was then fair results. And these days, i don't do my own remapping, in fact i don't do any out work except for close freinds, but i do work closely with a very good and well known and even more reputed chap, Pete Bell of, Bell Auto Services.
We made our diagnostic equipment able to program in his remaps and as part of development, i used my own D3 as a test bed, TBH i was utterly stunned at the results and still am. How on earth he manages to make a TDV6 engined vehicle feel like a hot hatch is really beyond me, but it's dead impressive and i would happily compare it to my 4.4 V8 L322.

If you ever do manage to afford that Dream RRS, gimme a shout and i will not give you a blinding offer on a Diagnostic system but buy you a remap from pete out of my own pocket. And of course a nice bunch of flowers and a box of choccies is also obligatory:)

Speaking of flowers. I have 4 female employees, and i often treat them all to flowers out of the blue.

Not sure any of them wear thongs though ;)
 
Dewin said:
So just to make sure BBS Guy does cream his pant's (he's gotta be totally wound up by now) where's the piccy's??? ;)
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Thats the second time you asked for pic's..... i'll describe myself, 5'4" size stats 36" 26" 36" and look like a smaller version of Aison king.

Do you still need pic's???
 
ladyranger said:
Thats the second time you asked for pic's..... i'll describe myself, 5'4" size stats 36" 26" 36" and look like a smaller version of Aison king.

Do you still need pic's???
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Ah you're keeping track I see:eek: at least I'm persistant:rolleyes:, and Yes definitely still need pics if you look like Alison King as she is ~wolf whistles~ gorgeous:D
 
I'll offer a dish full of Rocombe Farm ice cream, two Oggy Oggy Pasties, eight pints of Guinness and 20 Bensons PLUS two tickets to Paignton pier.
In exchange, I will read your Becm and inspect your air springs for sagging and deterioration.:behindsofa:
 
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