robint
Well-Known Member
ooooh. Are you gonna be leading a group then?
ere ratty you got a map of this area !!!!!!!! (stupid question i know !!)
ooooh. Are you gonna be leading a group then?
pmsl.........No.
but I felt them slapping my arse.
ere ratty you got a map of this area !!!!!!!! (stupid question i know !!)
not yet. When are you getting it for me?
Don't yu worry mrs B I've got plans for ratty. I is gonna bring a gallon of 2 part liquid foam. 2 completely harmless liquids. but when you mix em together they turn into expanding foam. (lots and Lots of it) We'll pour em into 2 bowls and put em under his seat with one bowl perched on top of the other. 1st bump he hits will tip the top bowl into the bottom one and 45seconds later his jalopy will start filling up with expanding foam 10minutes later it'll have set like rock and there wint be enough room in there for a moth let alone a fat chip monster like him
could get ya one tomorrow where im meeting daft to ........... this time its going to cost ya more than a cup of tea as i never had the last one ............. ya tight bastid !!!!!
there is a flaw in your plan.
My landy seats are in dafts slitty and I don't fink he will be overly happy about doing a garfield impersonation on his windscreen.
what can I say!! Collaterall damage . It happens to the best of us.
i like the sound o that, nice ta know u as sick as me!!!!Don't yu worry mrs B I've got plans for ratty. I is gonna bring a gallon of 2 part liquid foam. 2 completely harmless liquids. but when you mix em together they turn into expanding foam. (lots and Lots of it) We'll pour em into 2 bowls and put em under his seat with one bowl perched on top of the other. 1st bump he hits will tip the top bowl into the bottom one and 45seconds later his jalopy will start filling up with expanding foam 10minutes later it'll have set like rock and there wint be enough room in there for a moth let alone a fat chip monster like him
i like the sound o that, nice ta know u as thick as me!!!!
your a fooker for doing thatThats just not possible.
your a fooker for doing that
What, is he normally standing in your way so you can't see where yer goin???today, pikey is outside sorting me lights out so i can see where am going!!
he fires blanks!!baby pikey's noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
your happy just think how i must feel!!!!Fank god 4 that, phew