Picked the tax disc up off the floor (where it has resided since last Christmas) and stuck it on the windscreen.
Heheheh, yeah right .. 'that' old excuse ...
My mate got stopped by trafpol one day .. "Where's your tax disc then sonny?"
"On the floor probably, I _do_ have one"
"Well it should be displayed sir"
"It is, here .."
He picked up about 10 of them and gave them to the officer, they were actually on the dashboard, not stuck to the screen or on the floor ...
"Right sir, are you taking the ****?"
"Not at all, it's there it's probably in this pile, please check for yourselves I'm blind"
"You're blind and driving sir?"
"Yes"
"How"
"Sat-Nav helps ...."
"Sir ....."
"Yes officer?"
"Do you have a driving licence?"
"Yes"
"How did you get one whilst blind?"
"Partial blindness, I can't see small writing, for which I wear reading glasses that I haven't got with me and colour-blind so I can't tell which tax-disc I need to find. Have a look at my doctors note and the drivers licence notes"
"OK, sir, have a nice day .... "
Can you imagine how the coppers would write that one up?