I meant the village jokes Jack but I'm glad you liked the other one;) Kwiksave liked to employ Neston girls because they could count to twelve on two hands:eek:,no need to take their shoes off.A Neston virgin is a girl who can outrun her father and brothers:eek::D:D
They asked Clint Eastwood to make a film up there,
Fist full of Giros.
He declined as he said it was bit too Wild West for him
 

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