i thought it was scottish cos i sem ter remember them kilty blokes skirt things were full on pleats
 
ah ,just remembered ,its what i called myself once when i managed to spin a volvo 2.3 turbo 360 deg in the road and end up going sideways onto a grass bank !
i remember as tho it was tomorrow ,i said "god ,i am a compleat "towser"" ,please note the use of quotes
 
its what pretend welsh folk say' " reet mrs baasheep, come over here and put yer head through that hole. right yer TOWS, ER! they go in ma wellies."
 

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