**** the bed, that's £2.33 per minute! Every time a mechanic scratches his head (or more likely his arse) it would cost you around 10p............Making the tea could cost you £5 upwards!...............Going for a dump could cost you.........er, £12? (depending what he's reading..........might run to £25 if he knocks one out!)
Solution? Buy a Landy & a box of spanners not a Beemer! Orrrrrrr, buy a Landy & go see Camel1 & take yer own coffee, table & copy of "Nuts".
£140 an hour to look like a pimp, it ain't right!