yella
New Member
please note my replies in red, just incase you struggle to work them out
please visit regularly, im beggining to like you
please visit regularly, im beggining to like you
GRUNT
Well-Known Member
How about this un then ad toc ut an paste it cos I cun't remember all of it cos me memries going
There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
That's noted for fresh-air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son.
A grand little lad was their Albert
All dressed in his best; quite a swell
'E'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle
The finest that Woolworth's could sell.
They didn't think much to the ocean
The waves, they was fiddlin' and small
There was no wrecks... nobody drownded
'Fact, nothing to laugh at, at all.
So, seeking for further amusement
They paid and went into the zoo
Where they'd lions and tigers and cam-els
And old ale and sandwiches too.
There were one great big lion called Wallace
His nose were all covered with scars
He lay in a som-no-lent posture
With the side of his face to the bars.
Now Albert had heard about lions
How they were ferocious and wild
And to see Wallace lying so peaceful
Well... it didn't seem right to the child.
So straight 'way the brave little feller
Not showing a morsel of fear
Took 'is stick with the'orse's 'ead 'andle
And pushed it in Wallace's ear!
You could see that the lion didn't like it
For giving a kind of a roll
He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im
And swallowed the little lad... whole!
Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said, "Mother! Yon lions 'et Albert"
And Mother said "Eeh, I am vexed!"
So Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Quite rightly, when all's said and done
Complained to the Animal Keeper
That the lion had eaten their son.
The keeper was quite nice about it
He said, "What a nasty mishap
Are you sure that it's your lad he's eaten?"
Pa said, "Am I sure? There's his cap!"
So the manager had to be sent for
He came and he said, "What's to do?"
Pa said, "Yon lion's 'eaten our Albert
And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too."
Then Mother said, "Right's right, young feller
I think it's a shame and a sin
For a lion to go and eat Albert
And after we've paid to come in!"
The manager wanted no trouble
He took out his purse right away
And said, "How much to settle the matter?"
And Pa said "What do you usually pay?"
But Mother had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Albert had gone
She said, "No! someone's got to be summonsed"
So that were decided upon.
Round they went to the Police Station
In front of a Magistrate chap
They told 'im what happened to Albert
And proved it by showing his cap.
The Magistrate gave his o-pinion
That no-one was really to blame
He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms
Would have further sons to their name.
At that Mother got proper blazing
"And thank you, sir, kindly," said she
"What waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy lions? Not me!"
There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool,
That's noted for fresh-air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son.
A grand little lad was their Albert
All dressed in his best; quite a swell
'E'd a stick with an 'orse's 'ead 'andle
The finest that Woolworth's could sell.
They didn't think much to the ocean
The waves, they was fiddlin' and small
There was no wrecks... nobody drownded
'Fact, nothing to laugh at, at all.
So, seeking for further amusement
They paid and went into the zoo
Where they'd lions and tigers and cam-els
And old ale and sandwiches too.
There were one great big lion called Wallace
His nose were all covered with scars
He lay in a som-no-lent posture
With the side of his face to the bars.
Now Albert had heard about lions
How they were ferocious and wild
And to see Wallace lying so peaceful
Well... it didn't seem right to the child.
So straight 'way the brave little feller
Not showing a morsel of fear
Took 'is stick with the'orse's 'ead 'andle
And pushed it in Wallace's ear!
You could see that the lion didn't like it
For giving a kind of a roll
He pulled Albert inside the cage with 'im
And swallowed the little lad... whole!
Then Pa, who had seen the occurrence
And didn't know what to do next
Said, "Mother! Yon lions 'et Albert"
And Mother said "Eeh, I am vexed!"
So Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
Quite rightly, when all's said and done
Complained to the Animal Keeper
That the lion had eaten their son.
The keeper was quite nice about it
He said, "What a nasty mishap
Are you sure that it's your lad he's eaten?"
Pa said, "Am I sure? There's his cap!"
So the manager had to be sent for
He came and he said, "What's to do?"
Pa said, "Yon lion's 'eaten our Albert
And 'im in his Sunday clothes, too."
Then Mother said, "Right's right, young feller
I think it's a shame and a sin
For a lion to go and eat Albert
And after we've paid to come in!"
The manager wanted no trouble
He took out his purse right away
And said, "How much to settle the matter?"
And Pa said "What do you usually pay?"
But Mother had turned a bit awkward
When she thought where her Albert had gone
She said, "No! someone's got to be summonsed"
So that were decided upon.
Round they went to the Police Station
In front of a Magistrate chap
They told 'im what happened to Albert
And proved it by showing his cap.
The Magistrate gave his o-pinion
That no-one was really to blame
He said that he hoped the Ramsbottoms
Would have further sons to their name.
At that Mother got proper blazing
"And thank you, sir, kindly," said she
"What waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy lions? Not me!"
diesel dale
New Member
lol, well i must say, what started out as as a warning to the like minded people i have come to realise you lot are equally as short of a few sarnies in ya pic nic.
Guess il fit right in, yella? im a god too? can i tempt you to the dark side???
At present there is no footpath on the bagillt area of the cob, there is one however running from g-field to mostyn.which pretty much ends at the ship.
As for the bagillt area theres nothing, not as far as flint. the biggest area of conservation runs from queensferry to chester along the deeside.
This is why i have often used the land for whatever reason in thinking its common land, however it is soon to be a registered conservation area.
To my own knowledge it will happen officially in the next 9-12 months.
So to put an end to it!!!! i will steer well clear and hope that if you use or know of someone using it,please warn them and save em 5 grand !!!!!!!!
Love and kisses
Guess il fit right in, yella? im a god too? can i tempt you to the dark side???
At present there is no footpath on the bagillt area of the cob, there is one however running from g-field to mostyn.which pretty much ends at the ship.
As for the bagillt area theres nothing, not as far as flint. the biggest area of conservation runs from queensferry to chester along the deeside.
This is why i have often used the land for whatever reason in thinking its common land, however it is soon to be a registered conservation area.
To my own knowledge it will happen officially in the next 9-12 months.
So to put an end to it!!!! i will steer well clear and hope that if you use or know of someone using it,please warn them and save em 5 grand !!!!!!!!
Love and kisses
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
Ere wots yur fooking game coming on ere an telling us how ter behave. Cheeky fooking scally, Dint yer kno Scousers is only allowed ter express an opinion afterr Yella has given em a good seeing to. and as it's lambing season at the mo he's gonna have his hands full for the next 3 months. so yer'll just have to post non opinionated freds till then.
wot wooma?
i aint sure i want to - but yu can spill the beans
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tugumafu
New Member
Ballocks. I have an opinion and as much right to express it as you and YeLLa. Yella dont like beattles any hows. Tug.
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
I din't like spiders either but wot's that gotta do wiv yu, breaking the forum rools???
