No im not a proper land rover driver . I cant a afford a defender with a snorkel , diff guards sump guards , wolf wheels , roof tent , chequering and countless other bits of kit you dont need 99.9% in the uk

Me neither..........but after spending enough time and effort to learn the ropes here I except that if I ask a stupid question I'll get stupid answers.....IF I'm lucky :behindsofa:
 
No im not a proper land rover driver . I cant a afford a defender with a snorkel , diff guards sump guards , wolf wheels , roof tent , chequering and countless other bits of kit you dont need 99.9% in the uk


I dont own any of the above and dont want to own any of the above :confused::confused::confused:
 
No im not a proper land rover driver . I cant a afford a defender with a snorkel , diff guards sump guards , wolf wheels , roof tent , chequering and countless other bits of kit you dont need 99.9% in the uk

think ave either got or had everything on that list - you've clearly got one of the magnetic sofas and have an allergy to fresh air as there's nothing there i couldn't justify fitting or owning
 
Did you know i have the 5th land rover ever off the production line , now modified with buickv8 . Holey carb , every diff, axle , sump guard known to man , camofluaged green , great big mf tyres sticking out from the arches . A 6 foot lift kit, winches on every corner and on the roof . Flashing lighhts and a big loud siren , i s**g it every nigjht as well
 
Did you know i have the 5th land rover ever off the production line , now modified with buickv8 . Holey carb , every diff, axle , sump guard known to man , camofluaged green , great big mf tyres sticking out from the arches . A 6 foot lift kit, winches on every corner and on the roof . Flashing lighhts and a big loud siren , i s**g it every nigjht as well

WHAT!!!! you not got guard guards? Man you reckless......
 
Did you know i have the 5th land rover ever off the production line , now modified with buickv8 . Holey carb , every diff, axle , sump guard known to man , camofluaged green , great big mf tyres sticking out from the arches . A 6 foot lift kit, winches on every corner and on the roof . Flashing lighhts and a big loud siren , i s**g it every nigjht as well

are you a rambler ? if you are i'd like to introduce you to a bull I know.......
 
OK BLUE BEASTY I WILL BOW TO YOUR OBVIOUS SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE . i WILL BUY MYSELF SOME MANUALS AND EDUCATE MYSELF . WHY BOTHER TO JOIN A FORUM TO SHARE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIRST PLACE . ? JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF OR WRITE YOUR OWN MANUAL . LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS PUBLISHED AND I LL GET IT FROM MAZON
 
I will return when i have educated myself about the true intracies of land rover ownership . Perhaps you would be good enough to enlighten me as to what land rover model has the ultimate kudos in lr circles so as i can go out and buy one and not feel ashamed or inimidated for owning a discovery
 
I will return when i have educated myself about the true intracies of land rover ownership . Perhaps you would be good enough to enlighten me as to what land rover model has the ultimate kudos in lr circles so as i can go out and buy one and not feel ashamed or inimidated for owning a discovery

k series freelander
 
I will return when i have educated myself about the true intracies of land rover ownership . Perhaps you would be good enough to enlighten me as to what land rover model has the ultimate kudos in lr circles so as i can go out and buy one and not feel ashamed or inimidated for owning a discovery
it could of been worse try asking a gaylander question on a sat night sorry boys for swearing:eek::eek:
 
I will return when i have educated myself about the true intracies of land rover ownership . Perhaps you would be good enough to enlighten me as to what land rover model has the ultimate kudos in lr circles so as i can go out and buy one and not feel ashamed or inimidated for owning a discovery

you're for real !!!!!! **** me i thought you were a troll :doh::D:D:D:D
 
OK BLUE BEASTY I WILL BOW TO YOUR OBVIOUS SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE . i WILL BUY MYSELF SOME MANUALS AND EDUCATE MYSELF . WHY BOTHER TO JOIN A FORUM TO SHARE KNOWLEDGE IN THE FIRST PLACE . ? JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF OR WRITE YOUR OWN MANUAL . LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS PUBLISHED AND I LL GET IT FROM MAZON

Know feck all me mate.....learning how to learn though....there's a wealth of knowledge here....do a search....and while I may be stupid I int deaf :p
 
'Ere kt64, stop bein' a tw@t! Ah take it ye've read all the relevant stuff about joinin' this forum?
If not, then ah'd advise that ye do so ye don't feel inadequate fur ownin' a disco;):D
 

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