Ivor Deenie.

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• May 23, 2007

• #21

17th-May-2007, 20:26
yella disco

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what a load of old bollocks!

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yo shud ad that to ya avatart.

 

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discodude

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• May 29, 2007

• #22

I`ve read somewhere that if a trailor ( and that is what anything attached to rear of vehicle and has any wheels in contact with the ground ) is below a certain width and length and at least one tail/brake/indicater light can be seen from a given angle when turning( not sure how much of an angle ) it is not breaking the law . Correct in saying MOT and Tax on anything with an engine

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #23

come on !! who's got the code book tonight?

 

yella

New Member

• May 29, 2007

• #24

this cast me back to my younger days when the ice cream van always had a sign on the back "watch that child, he may be deaf". i always wondered why would you want to watch a deaf kid

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #25

how would he know when his tea was ready.....
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. they're all sat round the table and dad's sez" wurs oor yella?, did you tell him his tea wur oot?"
ma.. " aye ah opened the back door and shouted, he must have heard me cos he wur stood next to our doris and she's here"

 

yella

New Member

• May 29, 2007

• #26

maybe they could throw stones at him then make a T sign, like in merkin football

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #27

fook that just throw his dinner at him, save him having to go back to the house

 

yella

New Member

• May 29, 2007

• #28

dya think if yer had a dog whistle he would hear it

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• May 29, 2007

• #29

depends if he wur barking or not...ah bet flaps can hear them

 

yella

New Member

• May 29, 2007

• #30

how about just buy him a watch and a chalk board, write on the chalk board "DINNER AT 5 O CLOCK" then send him on his way and remind him to keep away from the icecream van

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #31

if it rained it would wash the chalk orf and he'd die of star
vashun

 

yella

New Member

• May 29, 2007

• #32

get him a satchel to cary it about in

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #33

it might get snagged if he wur nicking apples or otherwise engaged in tree climbing resulting in it being left behind, in which case he wint know when dinner was and he'd die of starvashun

 

Pikey

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• May 29, 2007

• #34

yella disco said:

get him a satchel to cary it about in

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Chain him to a dog when the dog got hungry it'd drag him home. Or eat him, either way it'd solve the problem.

 

yella

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• May 29, 2007

• #35

ffs heidi, thats no way to look after a deaf kid

 

revjames

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• May 29, 2007

• #36

redhand said:

it'd drag him home.

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You'd have to call him Woodbine then.....

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #37

fook it !! just give him a packed lunch

 

yella

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• May 29, 2007

• #38

how about if he fancies an ice cream

 

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slob

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• May 29, 2007

• #39

only if he finishes all his packed lunch , mind you it would be funny watchin the ice cream salesman trying to ask him if he wants crushed nuts on is cone

 

yella

New Member

• May 29, 2007

• #40

aye and then how about if he gets his cone, starts ter lick it and walks out behind the ice cream van, blocking the sign on the back