"Ian Rawlings" <news05@tarcus.org.uk> wrote in message
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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm
>
> Jet car, bad crash, sent to neurological unit.
>
> I stopped watching top gear after the pathetically faked caravan
> sketch but at least he is/was a landy fan!
>
> --
> Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!


Lets hope Hamster pulls through OK . TV would be so much poorer without his
input and there would be a deal more caravans about .
Derek


 

"Derek" <del.wattsnospambaby@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Ian Rawlings" <news05@tarcus.org.uk> wrote in message
> news:slrneh384p.hoh.news05@desktop.tarcus.org.uk...
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm
>>
>> Jet car, bad crash, sent to neurological unit.
>>
>> I stopped watching top gear after the pathetically faked caravan
>> sketch but at least he is/was a landy fan!
>>
>> --
>> Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

>
> Lets hope Hamster pulls through OK . TV would be so much poorer without
> his input and there would be a deal more caravans about .
> Derek
>

Yea I just read about the accident, I hope he will be OK. After all who else
could Clarkson pick on other than the Hamster? Plus he liked Landy's too.


 

"Cyberwraith" <jfnfy4evr@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> "Derek" <del.wattsnospambaby@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>>
>> "Ian Rawlings" <news05@tarcus.org.uk> wrote in message
>> news:slrneh384p.hoh.news05@desktop.tarcus.org.uk...
>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm
>>>
>>> Jet car, bad crash, sent to neurological unit.
>>>
>>> I stopped watching top gear after the pathetically faked caravan
>>> sketch but at least he is/was a landy fan!
>>>
>>> --
>>> Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!

>>
>> Lets hope Hamster pulls through OK . TV would be so much poorer without
>> his input and there would be a deal more caravans about .
>> Derek
>>

> Yea I just read about the accident, I hope he will be OK. After all who
> else could Clarkson pick on other than the Hamster? Plus he liked Landy's
> too.

I think it may even be a requirement of the job - a grasp on sanity all the
presenters of recent times seem to have owned a Landy excepting maybe Tiff
Needell.

Derek



 
On 2006-09-20, Derek <del.wattsnospambaby@ntlworld.com> wrote:

> I think it may even be a requirement of the job - a grasp on sanity all the
> presenters of recent times seem to have owned a Landy excepting maybe Tiff
> Needell.


Yeah but ISTR Hammond's was a lightweight, not a range rover or other
luxury barge, which is different.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the Land
Rover shows). Hope he recovers....

--
Neil


 
On or around Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:12:04 +0100, Ian Rawlings
<news05@tarcus.org.uk> enlightened us thusly:

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm
>
>Jet car, bad crash, sent to neurological unit.
>
>I stopped watching top gear after the pathetically faked caravan
>sketch but at least he is/was a landy fan!


Well, I have to say I thought the caravan sketch was hilarious. And it did,
in amongst the slapstick, have an almost-complete list of "things the novice
can screw up", all the way from selecting a too-feeble tow car down to
setting fire to the van.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Nessun maggior dolore che ricordarsi del tempo felice nella miseria"
- Dante Alighieri (1265 - 1321) from Divina Commedia 'Inferno'
 
On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:22:40 +0100, Neil Brownlee
<n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:

> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the Land
> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....


The TopGear website states his condition is "stable".
http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1112/
 
On or around Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:57:23 GMT, "Derek"
<del.wattsnospambaby@ntlworld.com> enlightened us thusly:

>I think it may even be a requirement of the job - a grasp on sanity all the
>presenters of recent times seem to have owned a Landy excepting maybe Tiff
>Needell.


and Tiff Needell is a prat anyway.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Nessun maggior dolore che ricordarsi del tempo felice nella miseria"
- Dante Alighieri (1265 - 1321) from Divina Commedia 'Inferno'
 

Neil Brownlee wrote:
> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the Land
> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....
>
> --
> Neil


I thought it was an early Series 2, BICBW. What made me love him (in a
manner of speaking) was the way he talked about never polishing it as
it had a patina like a piece of old furniture that he didn't want to
spoil. He understood.

DaveP

 

"Austin Shackles" <austinNOSPAM@ddol-las.net> wrote in message
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> On or around Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:12:04 +0100, Ian Rawlings
> <news05@tarcus.org.uk> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm
>>
>>Jet car, bad crash, sent to neurological unit.
>>
>>I stopped watching top gear after the pathetically faked caravan
>>sketch but at least he is/was a landy fan!

>
> Well, I have to say I thought the caravan sketch was hilarious. And it
> did,
> in amongst the slapstick, have an almost-complete list of "things the
> novice
> can screw up", all the way from selecting a too-feeble tow car down to
> setting fire to the van.



Exactly, it was hardly meant to be serious, but did cover some serious
stuff.


 
aghasee wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:22:40 +0100, Neil Brownlee
> <n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:
>
>> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the Land
>> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....

>
> The TopGear website states his condition is "stable".
> http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1112/



I can just see Clarkson in the next series ...

"And who wants to see his lap?"
"Lets roll the tape"

:)

--
EMB
 
On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:46:48 +0100, EMB <embtwo@gmail.com> wrote:

> aghasee wrote:
>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:22:40 +0100, Neil Brownlee
>> <n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:
>>
>>> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the
>>> Land
>>> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....

>> The TopGear website states his condition is "stable".
>> http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1112/

>
>
> I can just see Clarkson in the next series ...
>
> "And who wants to see his lap?"
> "Lets roll the tape"


"You know, our hamster did test this jet-powered car. We had to do two
takes, cos the first time 'round Richard had a little fender-bender..."

On a serious note; I really hope Mr. Hammond gets out of this mess
allright though.
 
In message <op.tf72gf0bzlsmyr@c14468a.lan>, aghasee
<number.one@center.court> writes
>On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:22:40 +0100, Neil Brownlee
><n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:
>
>> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the Land
>> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....

>
>The TopGear website states his condition is "stable".
>http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1112/

Doesn't that just mean he's actually not currently dying.
--
hugh
Reply to address is valid at the time of posting
 
On 2006-09-21, Austin Shackles <austinNOSPAM@ddol-las.net> wrote:

> Well, I have to say I thought the caravan sketch was hilarious. And it did,
> in amongst the slapstick, have an almost-complete list of "things the novice
> can screw up", all the way from selecting a too-feeble tow car down to
> setting fire to the van.


The problem I have with such things is not just one I have with top
gear, and it's the freeform mixing of truth with fiction. Some of us
can spot the fakery quite easily but most people who spoke about the
caravan sketch to me didn't spot it was fake. Their lap times on the
test track are also taken as gospel by some, a chap I know was
involved in recording the test times for the "Radical" track car they
did some time ago. The recorded time was posted on the board in front
of the studio audience before the car had done the track as the
weather had been too bad for it to get a run so they just guessed a
time and filmed it when they could.

Then of course there's the horrendous simplification, the overdone
enthusiasm about yet another shopping trolley with a fat engine
"handling like nothing else" etc etc etc

I think I'm getting old ;-)

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:26:43 +0100, hugh <hugh@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:

> In message <op.tf72gf0bzlsmyr@c14468a.lan>, aghasee
> <number.one@center.court> writes
>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:22:40 +0100, Neil Brownlee
>> <n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:
>>
>>> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the
>>> Land
>>> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....

>>
>> The TopGear website states his condition is "stable".
>> http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1112/

> Doesn't that just mean he's actually not currently dying.


just? seems to me that 'not currently dying' is a good thing (tm)

MMV
--
William Tasso

Land Rover - 110 V8
Discovery - V8
 
On 2006-09-21, Torak <perry_awm@hotmail.com> wrote:

> What faked caravan sketch?


They did a sketch in which they went on a caravan holiday and ended up
setting fire to the caravan, however if you look carefully you can see
that all the presenters are inflatable copies of themselves.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On or around Thu, 21 Sep 2006 17:12:35 +0100, "William Tasso"
<SpamBlocked@tbdata.com> enlightened us thusly:

>On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:26:43 +0100, hugh <hugh@[127.0.0.1]> wrote:
>
>> In message <op.tf72gf0bzlsmyr@c14468a.lan>, aghasee
>> <number.one@center.court> writes
>>> On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:22:40 +0100, Neil Brownlee
>>> <n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> AFAIK He has a Series One and a blinged up 110 (thanks to one of the
>>>> Land
>>>> Rover shows). Hope he recovers....
>>>
>>> The TopGear website states his condition is "stable".
>>> http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1112/

>> Doesn't that just mean he's actually not currently dying.

>
>just? seems to me that 'not currently dying' is a good thing (tm)
>
>MMV


heard "serious brain damage" earlier, so on balance, maybe dying instantly
at the scene might have been better... mind, some brain damage is
mostly-recoverable.

I don't think we'll see him back on TG any time soon though, which is sad.

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
Satisfying: Satisfy your inner child by eating ten tubes of Smarties
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
 

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