GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #61

Hey up just come in for a quick slurp al ave a pint of Landlords, by the way anyone seen my three legged pig? Can't find him any where.

 

hard0898

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #62

i had a dorg once. it tried to hump ma angle grinder..we called him half shaft

 

hard0898

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #63

yer pigs bean eaten, ah wis hungry and i'll eat you next if you say anything!

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #64

Eh wot d'you mean eaten that was my best pig the three legged one.

 

hard0898

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #65

you was warned! now get yerself on that there spit roast

 

Take5

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #66

Tasted lovely - thanks Grunt

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #67

just been to real pub and had three pints in 20 minutes so ready to talk bollocks untill beer rush goes.

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #68

Tasty 3 legged pig that was this mornin by the way.

 

Take5

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #69

Right time for another

YELLLLAAAAA

Looks like he's fooked off Right then lads (and lasses) last one over the bar pays if he's left an honesty box

 

mondo

Banned

• Sep 6, 2006

• #70

Ssshhhh! Urry up ming! theres no one here !

Daft hardons out the back practicin his pole dancin

grab as much booze as yer can carry lads!

fill yer hat up floppy,
cashy you shift them Kegs

Im gunner **** on the hog roast

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #71

Bit worried about all this piggy talk, anyway i'll have a pint of JD while hes away

 

Take5

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #72

Just noticed, getting very near to me senior status Have to think of a suitable thread to start for me 100th post

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #73

Sure you can talk crap for 8 posts.youve managed 92 ...INCOMMING only joking

 

Take5

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #74

<SLAP>

Now go and get the beers in

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #75

Right bag of scratchings??

 

yella

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #76

kinell, looks like the gaylander lot have been in here......................................................................and tidied up

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #77

You wanna see the bog, full of tampax wrappers

 

Take5

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #78

Bleedin loo-roll all over the floor an all trap number 2

Mmmmm, pas us some more scratchings would ya mate

 

pigpen

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #79

Come on son, 6 more and your a big member

 

Take5

New Member

• Sep 6, 2006

• #80

make that 5