what?? that old slapper. have you seen her? she has one of them faces,......
....
.....

looks like her face has been set alight and someone's hit it with a shovel to put it out
 
i got the wifee a chastity belt. i had the only key.

turns out she was havin it off with a guy from chubb.
 
cartman690 said:
shhh ming last chance to buy those beanz thems magic beanz lookout thems lookin....you got yer cash on yer??????
Ok i'll buy ya stupid beans, only cos i'm LOADED here ya go [wad] get um on e bay cheaper, still if it stops im witterin on. . .
 
Hi ya Grunt
no-one else in tonite - not here or Gaylander bar - must be footy on or summt?

have a wee dram with me?
 
why is our bartender in here. i dunno - nevva to be found in the gaylander - always boggin off to zog or somewhere else :(
 

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