the gaylander arms, got ratted on Navy cos no-one came in, woke up to loud bangs. see the Gaylander arms posts
 
BOOM ! ! ! HA HA HA REVENGE IS SOO SWEET , AND WE GOT YER PET PIG , , , TILL WE EAT IT . . . HA HA HA
 
OK this pub and pig blowing up thing is getting out of hand now!!! I'm going to have to insist on a hefty beer fine for anyone found to be blowing up pigs. Those doing this just for sport can now go and blow up Hippo's as I believe this is a gaylander nickname of some sorts??????
Speaking of which, would I be downgrading myself if I was to buy a gaylander for my wife?????? She currently drives a skoda and I need to keep er away from me 90 and series III before sainsbury's start complainin bout the mud deposits on their car park.
 
My wife uses the gaylander, very nice cars, get the 2.0l early diesel for a mega bargain, and more reliable than the TD4.
 
Grunt
Related Category: Vertebrate Zoology
common name for members of the family Pomadasyidae, carnivorous fish of warm seas, most species of which are small and brightly colored.

"Piglets will freeze at the sound of an alarm grunt" - thats handy aint it :)

any takers?
 
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WE STILL GOT YER PET PIG ,PAY UP OR HE GETS IT. . . . .
 

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little nay said:
oooh, can i have a leg for roasting, one ham, some middle bacon and a few chops! :p

if yer having the middle bacon, i'll have the back, have yer cured it yet minge
 
I've lost a post about selling the pig ming has taken hostage to fund a polyp soup manufacturing venture the bloke in the pub said it would be very profitable he had a nose for that sort of thing.
 

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