The Mad Hat Man

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• Sep 10, 2006

• #301

Pagan said:

I heard a rumour - summat about too much fat on the pig roast!!

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nah - too much Navy rum, waitin, for summone else to join me.

 

Pagan

New Member

• Sep 10, 2006

• #302

Join you in what??

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Sep 10, 2006

• #303

the gaylander arms, got ratted on Navy cos no-one came in, woke up to loud bangs. see the Gaylander arms posts

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Sep 10, 2006

• #304

BOOM ! ! ! HA HA HA REVENGE IS SOO SWEET , AND WE GOT YER PET PIG , , , TILL WE EAT IT . . . HA HA HA

 

Pagan

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• Sep 10, 2006

• #305

Anyone for porky scratchings!!?? tee hee

 

GRUNT

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #306

Haha ha ha aha hhhh aaa hahhaah you blew the decoy up ya plonka

 

DIDGERIDOOSTU

New Member

• Sep 11, 2006

• #307

OK this pub and pig blowing up thing is getting out of hand now!!! I'm going to have to insist on a hefty beer fine for anyone found to be blowing up pigs. Those doing this just for sport can now go and blow up Hippo's as I believe this is a gaylander nickname of some sorts??????
Speaking of which, would I be downgrading myself if I was to buy a gaylander for my wife?????? She currently drives a skoda and I need to keep er away from me 90 and series III before sainsbury's start complainin bout the mud deposits on their car park.

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #308

go for a Rav4 or a Skoda Octavia

 

pigpen

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #309

My wife uses the gaylander, very nice cars, get the 2.0l early diesel for a mega bargain, and more reliable than the TD4.

 

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little nay

Active Member

• Sep 11, 2006

• #310

evening all, pinta magner, hog roast sandwich and a bag of pork scratchings!

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #311

Grunt
Related Category: Vertebrate Zoology
common name for members of the family Pomadasyidae, carnivorous fish of warm seas, most species of which are small and brightly colored.

"Piglets will freeze at the sound of an alarm grunt" - thats handy aint it

any takers?

 

GRUNT

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #312

oh

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #313

evenin' Grunt
have one on me

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Sep 11, 2006

• #314

WE STILL GOT YER PET PIG ,PAY UP OR HE GETS IT. . . . .

 

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little nay

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• Sep 11, 2006

• #315

ming said:

WE STILL GOT YER PET PIG ,PAY UP OR HE GETS IT. . . . .

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oooh, can i have a leg for roasting, one ham, some middle bacon and a few chops!

 

yella

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• Sep 12, 2006

• #316

little nay said:

oooh, can i have a leg for roasting, one ham, some middle bacon and a few chops!

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if yer having the middle bacon, i'll have the back, have yer cured it yet minge

 

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slob

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• Sep 12, 2006

• #317

it will take a miracle to cure it. the darn thing is deed!

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Sep 12, 2006

• #318

rofwl
i bin missin ya wit, Snot

 

GRUNT

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• Sep 12, 2006

• #319

I've lost a post about selling the pig ming has taken hostage to fund a polyp soup manufacturing venture the bloke in the pub said it would be very profitable he had a nose for that sort of thing.

 

ming

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• Sep 12, 2006

• #320

yella disco said:

if yer having the middle bacon, i'll have the back, have yer cured it yet minge

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Gonna use the rockets after burner [that should cure it]. . .