which is the worst ever landrover

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Marcus said:
Ha ha, I read that as jet fuel & crank & thort Paulus had been knocking back narc' cocktails. Wuz intrigued cuz it wuz a combination I 'adn't 'eard of!
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You having a laugh as well then? :(
Diagnosis will be revealed later when I return.
 
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timbutton@blueyonder.co.uk said:
Do kindly teerl uz wots gone bing bang gong wrong pablo ?
dooont be shiay theer buoy!!!!!!:eek:
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I ain't a very good listener, but this is what i might have been told.
A possible foreign body in a fuel jet , which it didnt like so it destroyed itself then went on and scrathed a cam or he could have said camshaft
Good as new me thinks, I hope i pray. Make any sense timbottom?:(
 
paulb said:
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I ain't a very good listener, but this is what i might have been told.
A possible foreign body in a fuel jet , which it didnt like so it destroyed itself then went on and scrathed a cam or he could have said camshaft
Good as new me thinks, I hope i pray. Make any sense timbottom?:(
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of course paulb it up to yer usual standard of understandability... notunc has clue wot yer on about. fer all the sense its makes you might aswell sed thur was porridge in the indicator and it asked fer seconds so the eggghost got blocked and that caused the imperial washer to become mal-adjusted in the sprocket tensioner valve release spring hub rod bearing cap diode fuse
 
slob said:
of course paulb it up to yer usual standard of understandability... notunc has clue wot yer on about. fer all the sense its makes you might aswell sed thur was porridge in the indicator and it asked fer seconds so the eggghost got blocked and that caused the imperial washer to become mal-adjusted in the sprocket tensioner valve release spring hub rod bearing cap diode fuse
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I think your a bit over the top here slob, everything in that report belongs in a engine. I except your apology for trying to take ****.
 
1. He ain't apologised.
2. U aint told us what happened to ur truck ?

I believe and I'm sure you'll corect me if I'm wrong that the latest Defender has a common engine to the Transit and they're suffering some
sort of hydraulc tappet problem.

This ringing ur bell Mr Pauly?
 
Mr Teddy Bear said:
1. He ain't apologised.
2. U aint told us what happened to ur truck ?

I believe and I'm sure you'll corect me if I'm wrong that the latest Defender has a common engine to the Transit and they're suffering some
sort of hydraulc tappet problem.

This ringing ur bell Mr Pauly?
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I have explained the problem and I've got last years Defender not the latest. Let me rimind myself, somthing to do with a fuel jet which scratched me cam.:mad:
 
fook me big style!! after all these years ah nevva knew injuns wur meant to have foreign bodies in them.. am orf down to get a big titted blonde from sweden caled helga installed in mine
 
slob said:
fook me big style!! after all these years ah nevva knew injuns wur meant to have foreign bodies in them.. am orf down to get a big titted blonde from sweden caled helga installed in mine
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Don't be so ferking daft, having a helga installed no such thing. Do you know what a EUI is cause thats what my problem was. Sencible answers if pos.:mad: if any.
 
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