see Rets - we all take notice of wot yu say 
yu talkin tu me or chewin a brick?
sorry Slob - i was finkin of Mondeo
bonnybaggot
Active Member
Poor old blob the slob Not taking his pills again. I was going to take him some, Scotch porrage oats, a haggis, and a tin of iron bru on my next trip through France and leave 40+ Hyperactive schoolkids off the bus for a couple of weeks to help calm him down. On the +tive side his French is improving slightly.
you know i put a lot of effort into sprouting bollocks on here and it really gets to me that some bog trotter can manage it wiff no effort atall.
is there a book you read or did you take a course it being a ****.
one day you come up with something that makes sense, the law of probability would have me believe so, but in your case i really doubt it. you seem incapable of saying anything remotely coherent. i'm surprise you can manage to work yer computor mouse or do you have a special one with only one button?
is there a book you read or did you take a course it being a ****.
one day you come up with something that makes sense, the law of probability would have me believe so, but in your case i really doubt it. you seem incapable of saying anything remotely coherent. i'm surprise you can manage to work yer computor mouse or do you have a special one with only one button?
policyimplementer
New Member
Why good evening Slob.
evening slob - yu know wot they say abart monkeys and typwriters?
and yu Mucus
and yu Mucus
everning daft ah wis gonna say that but i thought the monkeys might get upsetevening slob - yu know wot they say abart monkeys and typwriters?
and yu Mucus
Grippa
New Member
Bluddy 'ell fire, fun here t'night?
Who's rattled Fannyfaggots cage? Oh, & you've dun the haggis an iron bru joke twice & it was tedious first time around.
If yer gonna slag anyone off, grow an imagination first!
AND the Policy imp, thought you wuz dead? Oh well, all good things come to those who wait.
Who's rattled Fannyfaggots cage? Oh, & you've dun the haggis an iron bru joke twice & it was tedious first time around.
If yer gonna slag anyone off, grow an imagination first!
AND the Policy imp, thought you wuz dead? Oh well, all good things come to those who wait.
Grippa
New Member
evening slob - yu know wot they say abart monkeys and typwriters?
and yu Mucus
The quality of mercy is oipnpiuncfdiojksw-0okdeookcklmsl,lxs.odsol,aqp,erf
policyimplementer
New Member
Well you thought wrong didn't you?
bonnybaggot
Active Member
Hi blob the slob I rmember reading a book by Dale Carnagie called Winning friends and influencing people. Putting it into practice sure seems to be influencing you.There were another two books in the series . I would strongly reccommend you read them both.
why wud slob want any more friends. I am sure he influences enuf peeps already. For example he seems to have got you on edge!
its a pity it didn't tell you how to put together a coherent sentence or two. they we might understand what the **** you're on about.
ere Rets - this guy needs sum serious legal help here!
http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f16/freelander-coolant-issue-urgent-38430.html
spanishlander
http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f16/freelander-coolant-issue-urgent-38430.html
spanishlander
