Bah!
yu old enuf to work? i fort yu wuz still in skool.
I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.
does anyone know how to spell de-loo-dead
Grippa
New Member
I'd stick to fernetiks Slob. There's half a chance he can read 'em that way.
Either that or stick 'Mc' before everything so he knows what the McFark we're talking aboot.
Sheddy
New Member
I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.
It must do. I know many of mcDonalds former employees who are retired at 40.
I am.
ardnut
New Member
anyway the latest on my phone... drama?
ave bin trying to call then since i got their final final notice the other day. kept getting **** music to listen to so ah hung up. finally got through today and here is a trans script of the phone call.
ring ring..ring ring..(crap music) oh **** here we go again! ..........
.....
(music stops)
french bint : ello T C M S
me : bon jour est M. Mac@@@@@@ ici. parle vous anglaise?
french bint : ah! you wait please .
me: ****
french bint 2: you ave a query for me?
me: aye you keep sending me letters ask fer money
f b 2: you ave a number?
me: aye its @@@@@@@@
fb2: ah! is tele2, you have to pay 199 euros
me: ah dint have to pay ****. the phone nevva worked
fb2: you have sent phone back to tele2
me: aye
fb2: when you send back
me: abart a week after it got here
fb2 why you send it back
me: cos the ****in thing dint work
fb2 ok, i verify with tele2
.
.
.
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fb2 ok i clear the debt
me: wots that mean?
fb2: you don't half to pay no more
me: ah wint gonna pay anyways but thanks
fb2: ah can elp you with another thing?
me: will you send oot a letter saying you've binned it?
fb2: ah vill git my chef to write to you
me ok! ta! bye
fb2 aw river
****s ! 2 letters a month fer nowt
ave bin trying to call then since i got their final final notice the other day. kept getting **** music to listen to so ah hung up. finally got through today and here is a trans script of the phone call.
ring ring..ring ring..(crap music) oh **** here we go again! ..........
.....
(music stops)
french bint : ello T C M S
me : bon jour est M. Mac@@@@@@ ici. parle vous anglaise?
french bint : ah! you wait please .
me: ****
french bint 2: you ave a query for me?
me: aye you keep sending me letters ask fer money
f b 2: you ave a number?
me: aye its @@@@@@@@
fb2: ah! is tele2, you have to pay 199 euros
me: ah dint have to pay ****. the phone nevva worked
fb2: you have sent phone back to tele2
me: aye
fb2: when you send back
me: abart a week after it got here
fb2 why you send it back
me: cos the ****in thing dint work
fb2 ok, i verify with tele2
.
.
.
.
fb2 ok i clear the debt
me: wots that mean?
fb2: you don't half to pay no more
me: ah wint gonna pay anyways but thanks
fb2: ah can elp you with another thing?
me: will you send oot a letter saying you've binned it?
fb2: ah vill git my chef to write to you
me ok! ta! bye
fb2 aw river
****s ! 2 letters a month fer nowt
ardnut
New Member
YAWN!
are you in a time warp or just a bit backward? we did the 'lets play wiff other peeps posts' last week. do please try and keep up;
we know its hard for you but you can atleast try .
heres some tips
don't do what everybody else did the week before.
do try and be original
try and use humour (do you know what that is?)
if you can't follow these helpful tips then bugger orf
are you in a time warp or just a bit backward? we did the 'lets play wiff other peeps posts' last week. do please try and keep up;
we know its hard for you but you can atleast try .
heres some tips
don't do what everybody else did the week before.
do try and be original
try and use humour (do you know what that is?)
if you can't follow these helpful tips then bugger orf
