Well that was a fun half an hour reading this. Just a couple of observations though:
Donk/Dork/Dick whatever your name is, you really need to get out the house more, preferably not on greenlanes. Alot of the issue here is the pictures you have shown give the anti's more than enough poster material against us, which then makes my job harder as someone who is trying to combat their lies for everyone to have access to the countryside.
Chris, methinks you need to find another bandwagon to jump on.
Codbasher, using your workplace to buy tyres is illegal, so firstly be ashamed! Secondly take a good long seach on the tinterweb about the unwritten rules about greenlaning. They state that you should turn round or reverse down the lane unless otherwise impossible to do so. By listening to the idiots of this world like the muppet you went with as all that will happen is you will become a pariah to the greenlaning world as no-one will wanna be seen with you when your out.
Accy, WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!
And everyone else who is on the ignore list i am about to join, yabbadabbadooooooo