Actually, been thinking about this water lark, had a long discussion at work the other day, we all agreeed that in the foggy cold conditions our trucks DID go better, yes I know the colder the air is its better for Diesels, but with the moisture in the air it seemed just that bit better...


Pie in the sky? dunno?
 
I seem to remember reading about a fella who ran a monkey spunk moped. Think it performed quite well as long as it reached the nearest zoo before the fuel tank ran dry. There was a whole report about it in Viz magazine a few years ago.
Hope this helps
Cuthbert
 
Actually, been thinking about this water lark, had a long discussion at work the other day, we all agreeed that in the foggy cold conditions our trucks DID go better, yes I know the colder the air is its better for Diesels, but with the moisture in the air it seemed just that bit better...


Pie in the sky? dunno?
yer dint get it , do yer?

you really need to go back to the beginning and start again. then when yer realise that it int water injection thur on about , you might then read a bit more and discover what they are trying to say is ... 'you can run your car for over 900miles on a litre of water'
 
i is currently developing an injin ter run on cow ****, am only in the early stages of development, but i have high hopes fer it ;)
 
I'm developion one to run on Bull **** and am hopin to get 100 mpg out of this fred alone!!!
 
aye tas got a lid, me next step is to get me sen a gas mask ready fer when i tek the lid orf
 
i never tought o that, i were goin down the liquid route. ere if yer left it in the sun would the sweat orf it be a fuel or would it just be water?????
 
I think it's all become clear and i've had an epiphany on how to get extra power out of using just water. Just a little plan i've put together - do you think this radical new approach will ever take off??? Free power here we come YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!:D
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I think it's all become clear and i've had an epiphany on how to get extra power out of using just water. Just a little plan i've put together - do you think this radical new approach will ever take off??? Free power here we come YIPPEEEEEE!!!!!:D
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yer silly sod!!

that uses gravity to produce power; the water is only a conveance fer the gravity
 
i can see it werkin wiv the water, but i dunt think the cow **** will flow at the same speed
 
Technically it's solar power - it uses the suns rays to evaporate the water up out the oceans to the top o the hills where the potential energy is stored till there's enough to turn it to kinetic where it falls to earth turning it back to potential till it runs down the hills into me snake oil engine (C) tirning the potential the sun has stored up back into kinetic! Gravity don't technically produce energy, it's just a force which turns potential into kinetic - the power (as always!) came from the sun!
 
i never tought o that, i were goin down the liquid route. ere if yer left it in the sun would the sweat orf it be a fuel or would it just be water?????


you can use it to ward of mossies and the like. what you need to do to it so that it becomes a insect repelant is this

1/ find some bastard yer dint like
2/ smear the cow **** sweat all over them
3/ kick their arse ...hard
4/ kick their arse again.. harder
5/ tell em that if they come close again yer gonne kick em so hard they'll be wearing their arse as a hat

the mozzie are then attracted to the git wot smells of of cow **** and you have a mozzie free enviroment
 
Technically it's solar power - it uses the suns rays to evaporate the water up out the oceans to the top o the hills where the potential energy is stored till there's enough to turn it to kinetic where it falls to earth turning it back to potential till it runs down the hills into me snake oil engine (C) tirning the potential the sun has stored up back into kinetic! Gravity don't technically produce energy, it's just a force which turns potential into kinetic - the power (as always!) came from the sun!
so yer injun would work in a gravity free enviroment, fooking NASA must be beating a path to yer door as i type this
 

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