storm99 · Apr 16, 2010

Just because a landy isn't the most safe vehicle to get hit by...doesn't mean you can just make it worse..what next?

Ben Hur type spikes on the wheel-rims and a joust on the front!!

This is sarcasm and should not be construed as suggestions...I added that just in case you are as stupid as i fear you may be...

bigwill · Apr 16, 2010

Langers said:
A 'sharp' recovery eye? Where the feck do ya get them from?

Edit: And anyway, even if you do have 'sharp' recovery eyes front and rear, kids and people generally know to stay clear of the steel bumpers on a Land Rover. A shiny rounded stainless steel, snorkel-looking device up front is much less dangerous looking.

ok what if i tell you that it would be too high off the ground for a child of an age where they wouldnt realise it was hot, to touch.

bigwill · Apr 16, 2010

storm99 said:
So....you are at university but didn't realise/remember that an exhaust gets hot.....

Please tell me its not engineering?

why would it matter to me if it gets hot, obviously im thinking of melting pipes under the bonnet. but why would i touch it?? you would have to be pretty "stupid" to do that, no?

Langers · Apr 16, 2010

bigwill said:
ok what if i tell you that it would be too high off the ground for a child of an age where they wouldnt realise it was hot, to touch.

Then I'd tell you you were lying

ratty · Apr 16, 2010

bigwill said:
ok what if i tell you that it would be too high off the ground for a child of an age where they wouldnt realise it was hot, to touch.

How about sticking it back under yer landy where it's meant to be?

:doh:

bigwill · Apr 16, 2010

ratty said:
How about sticking it back under yer landy where it's meant to be?:doh:

a slating on here wont stop me from doing stupid crap till i'm old and boring!!

storm99 · Apr 16, 2010

I have changed my mind..its beautiful...i think you should be proud of your handi-work...have a few breezers, get stoned, get 18 of your mates in it and drive round the town centre at 3am beeping the horn, which i take it you have changed to a bugs bunny, ne ner ner na na..ne ner ner na na...see if plod is awake.

See you on youtube...

G-man · Apr 16, 2010

bigwill said:
ok what if i tell you that it would be too high off the ground for a child of an age where they wouldnt realise it was hot, to touch.

FFS nobody would think someone would be daft enough to run the exhaust up the wing and screen

bigwill said:
why would it matter to me if it gets hot, obviously im thinking of melting pipes under the bonnet. but why would i touch it?? you would have to be pretty "stupid" to do that, no?

like a student?

Langers · Apr 16, 2010

bigwill said:
a slating on here wont stop me from doing stupid crap till i'm old and boring!!

There's stupid, and there's putting your exhaust pipe in the place of yer snorkel stupid. :doh:

G-man · Apr 16, 2010

bigwill said:
a slating on here wont stop me from doing stupid crap till i'm old and boring!!

from the sounds of it you wont make old as you will decide that the best thing to use as an axle stand is your head!

bigwill · Apr 16, 2010

Langers said:
There's stupid, and there's putting your exhaust pipe in the place of yer snorkel stupid. :doh:

not going to dignify that with an answer. what side would a snorkel be on a 2.5 td???

Dent · Apr 16, 2010

Weld a shopping basket to it, keep the chips warm till you get home

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G-man · Apr 16, 2010

clearly as you have run the exhaust where you have it should run along the chassis exiting the rear of the vehicle at about shin hight

storm99 · Apr 16, 2010

bigwill said:
not going to dignify that with an answer. what side would a snorkel be on a 2.5 td???

In your case...the underside or inside i'd imagine.

storm99 · Apr 16, 2010

Fk me G-Man...can you stop reading my brain if i promise to do the same?

G-man · Apr 16, 2010

great minds an all that

hows the bacon?

bigwill · Apr 16, 2010

storm99 said:
I have changed my mind..its beautiful...i think you should be proud of your handi-work...have a few breezers, get stoned, get 18 of your mates in it and drive round the town centre at 3am beeping the horn, which i take it you have changed to a bugs bunny, ne ner ner na na..ne ner ner na na...see if plod is awake.

See you on youtube...

sounds like a plan mate, your welcome to come along if you want, cheers for your comments. btw it does have air horns yes

Grimmer · Apr 16, 2010

storm99 said:
Ben Hur type spikes on the wheel-rims and a joust on the front!!

Could you not make it a big Joust and incorporate the snorkel into that somehow

Kill two birds with one stone and all that

HOOK · Apr 16, 2010

he defo needs a pull off vosa, assuming the crap breaks he refers to are actually crap brakes, cos unless theres something wrong with them landies have very good brakes

bigwill · Apr 16, 2010

ahhh feck it, i'm off. cheers chaps, good to know you are all still on form.

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