Tuesday went according to plan ( THE COMPANIES PLAN!!!)
Went like this.......................
Operations director stands on stage & says.............
"The people I call out please stand to the left .... those I don't call out please stand to the right"
"Ok, all those on the right, I'm afraid your employment is terminated from today"
3 guesses where I was stood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEAH..... As far to the RIGHT AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!
So I drives the 150 miles back to Blackpool (the meeting was at East Midlands Airport) & off I goes into the good old Job Centre!!!!
Jesus H Christ!!!!!....it is me or WHAT!!!! the place was full of Losers, dossers & the very cream of humanity!!! arses hangin out of their trousers, hadn't washed fer a month & quite ready to "Kick Off" big style!!!!
And then theres ME.... Standing there in me Suite & Silk Tie with a briefcase in me hand .. Talk about being "OUT OF PLACE"........
So this Pimply faced 19 year old tells me I'll get the princely sum of £23.20 a day..... To which I reply ..... " WHATTT!!!!! I get more than that AN HOUR!!!!!!!....And he brings me back down to Earth with a bump by saying "NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T!!"
So, ARSE to this... I'm going "Freelance" ....ANYONE want a heating system designed be it a 2000 bedroom hotel to a Garden Shed
I'M YER MAN!!!!!.............If yer boiler breaks down gimme a bell I still have hundreds of Engineers all over the UK that I can "Call a Favour" in on....
Spare Parts at less than Trade prices ... YOU WANT IT ... I'LL FIND IT..
£23.20 A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................... MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!