ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
poppy has ordered fat bastid size for you ratty.
That girl can get nothing right.
I asked for caravan awning sized
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
poppy has ordered fat bastid size for you ratty.
He'll have to make do and just squeeze into it then
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
He'll have to make do and just squeeze into it then
I'll cut yer sandal straps off if ya don't watch yer lip.
*minty*
Well-Known Member
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
I'll cut yer sandal straps off if ya don't watch yer lip.
I can't watch me lip.....it's stuck to the fookin window
Forgottenpoppy
Well-Known Member
That girl can get nothing right.
I asked for caravan awning sized
Sorry, fresh out of awning.......they did have marquee size!!!!
'Runs off hides under table'
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Dunno why he aint fookin goin
Doesn't mean that I can't have cake delivered to my door though.
I can't watch me lip.....it's stuck to the fookin window
I told you it wuz cold out.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
Sorry, fresh out of awning.......they did have marquee size!!!!
'Runs off hides under table'
You didn't offer me marquee size?
Bloody favouritism innit.
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
You didn't offer me marquee size?
Bloody favouritism innit.
Got one printed speshul fer ya...
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
That girl can get nothing right.
I asked for caravan awning sized
she could not order that size.millets tents wuz shutted.
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
blue beasty
Leaks an prone to bits dropping off
I look good in a tent.
It's an impressive set-up you have there........I'd never have believed you could consume your own weight in flies in under an hour
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
It's an impressive set-up you have there........I'd never have believed you could consume your own weight in flies in under an hour
Yer a fine one to talk.
I think you have some explaining to do........
Forgottenpoppy
Well-Known Member
I'm gonna have to reign you in boys!!! Sell tshirts not tents
ratty
I'm not special I'm limited edition
I'm gonna have to reign you in boys!!! Sell tshirts not tents
sorry!!!
Roll up, roll up.......... if not I'll have a tailor maid.
Get yer arses onto the spreadsheet and buy yerselves a t-shirt before Poppy batters me to death for hijacking this thread to sell my tents.