Oops yes you're probably right ....do apologise if I offended any large ladies , although there's definitely a difference between larger shapely bods that all the life drawing artists love down here and the birds that finish off all the un-eaten leftovers in the pub ...
You don't like a fat lass then Craigy ?
Actually , Hamster was safe ...she wouldn't have got up that ladder , not many could I reckon..
I try...........probably everyone's patience
Only when you're rowing with them.
Absolutely no idea as to what you are referring to young lady
Hm.....
Don't you raise your eyebrows at me and hm.
Don't you look out from under your eyebrows at me then
yeah , only cos the landlady fancied the ass off yer ...we could have sold you to her as a sex slave and saved us all a packet ...
:lol: fair point poppy
, if she had tried to climb my ladder i would have harpooned her with a harpoon gun
Please keep my name and the landlady seperate
you sound like you're bragging!!
Maybe a rewording there hamster
Maybe a rewording there hamster
Bollox