ere did yer know the cornish pasty werent even invented by the cornish, its a copy of the welsh oggy yer bunch o webbed footed copycats ;)
 
Actually, the current consensus is that it was invented in Devon, yer Welsh chutney ferret.
 
no cider - that's for poofs.
got some mean scrumpy though - will that do?
 
actually I was referring to my saxophone - it was your filthy mind that changed the a to an e - or was it wishful thinking?
 

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