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Of course. That wouldn't be ridiculous at all.

The baseball bats are for the use of the big bloke the second one being a spare incase the fist one broke. I was not implying in any way that the dogs had been trained to use baseball bats. I would suggest the dogs carrying a copy of the Times each would be less than effective. It maybe quite a thick news paper but of less use than a baseball bat in it's scare potential.
 
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Oh well that makes it a lot clearer now. Did someone say cliche nonsense?

No never heard a thing, it maybe however to do with a certain lack of a sense of humour, which quite often seems to exist in certain areas of the country.:):):)
 
You've got to be more clever than that to at least get a twitch out of me. Hardman bravado is not my bag.
 
You've got to be more clever than that to at least get a twitch out of me. Hardman bravado is not my bag.

No one mention hardman. Is "more clever" correct English, surely it should have read cleverer?
 
No one mention hardman. Is "more clever" correct English, surely it should have read cleverer?

I know. Must be a southern thing!. If you want to be picky you may want to edit "No one mention hardman". Are you a red Indian chief?
 
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I know. Must be a southern thing!. If you want to be picky you may want to edit "No one mention hardman". Are you a red Indian chief?

White man very observant. However if him think that northern indians are easy meat for his percieved superior southern wit him very much mistaken. Anyway why is someone with a Disco on Rangie section. Do you get a thrill from playing with the big boys?
 
I get a thrill playing with the big heads. What's this, a case of "your suspensions not down, your not coming in"? . I'm here for the subject matter, not the vehicle.
 
I get a thrill playing with the big heads. What's this, a case of "your suspensions not down, your not coming in"? . I'm here for the subject matter, not the vehicle.

Well it may pay to listen and learn then instead of getting all bolshie with people who can help your education. Nothing wrong with blowing a trumpet if you can play it. People who don't even own a trumpet should sit back and listen to the concert. Or are we to expect a lecture on improving volumetric efficiency or cam lobes and their dimensions and angles in due time. Now sit up straight in class and pay attention or you will always be just an owner and never a mender.
 
Well it may pay to listen and learn then instead of getting all bolshie with people who can help your education. Nothing wrong with blowing a trumpet if you can play it. People who don't even own a trumpet should sit back and listen to the concert. Or are we to expect a lecture on improving volumetric efficiency or cam lobes and their dimensions and angles in due time. Now sit up straight in class and pay attention or you will always be just an owner and never a mender.

Wowsers. How does your neck support that Bulbous head. Oh FYI I've got Level 3 City and Guilds in the repair and servicing of road vehicles and Main Dealer Certification as well. It must suck to be so wrong so often!

 
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Wowsers. How does you neck support that Bulbous head. Oh FYI I've got Level 3 City and Guilds in the repair and servicing of road vehicles and Main Dealer Certification as well. It must suck to be so wrong so often!


Oh i see your one of those technicians (computer driver) that does not know his arse from his elbow, one of the i'm not sure what's wrong so take things off and change them until the problem goes away merchants. Talking of bigheads. Get your missus or boyfriend to buy you a mirror for Christmas. Make sure it's a big un though.
 
Don't be too hard on Dids Wammers. It's true he is a time served technician and everyone knows that Qualcast turn out some fine machinery.
 
Oh i see your one of those technicians (computer driver) that does not know his arse from his elbow, one of the i'm not sure what's wrong so take things off and change them until the problem goes away merchants. Talking of bigheads. Get your missus or boyfriend to buy you a mirror for Christmas. Make sure it's a big un though.

You could have taken your time to think of a better comeback. It's not a race!. I can fit and set ignition points and a condenser quicker than you can wipe the foam from your angry mouth. I take it you are implying also that any members on here with a P38 onwards is a "computer driver" too?. Take your time!
 
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