Grippa

New Member

• Oct 27, 2007

• #21

Beat yer!

 

HybridGirl

New Member

• Oct 27, 2007

• #22

GRUNT said:

Ere wot meks a Yaaaaaaaarksheeeeeer Billhook any different to any other billhook?

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Iss gorra longer 'andle so yu cun get a grip on it wi TWO hands and its double edged.

 

Grippa

New Member

• Oct 27, 2007

• #23

TWO HANDS? Big norvern pooftahs!

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Oct 27, 2007

• #24

Oh you mean a long handled slasher, , They were developed in the war of the roses for beheading suvern pooftahs from a distance so we dint have to smell their breath.

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Oct 27, 2007

• #25

werent the war of the Roses between Northern pooftahs? _ I fort twaz between Yarksheer and Lancasheer.

dont yu guys still play a cricket match about it?

 

GRUNT

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• Oct 27, 2007

• #26

Did I say the war of the roses, I meant the war between the Vikings an the poofy Saxons.

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Oct 27, 2007

• #27

Yeah - but thats only coz they had already raped all yo wimmins.

 

GRUNT

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• Oct 27, 2007

• #28

Kinnell they must've bin desparate.

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Oct 27, 2007

• #29

Thats why they came South - fur summat decent.

 

HybridGirl

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• Oct 27, 2007

• #30

GRUNT said:

Oh you mean a long handled slasher, View attachment 3706, They were developed in the war of the roses for beheading suvern pooftahs from a distance so we dint have to smell their breath.

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No no no no no.. iss 'andles shorter thun tha.. It looks like this:

 

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GRUNT

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• Oct 27, 2007

• #31

Thats a baggin hook int it.

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Oct 27, 2007

• #32

yeah Hun, we all know 'is "andle" is a short one - yu keep tellin us

 

HybridGirl

New Member

• Oct 27, 2007

• #33

GRUNT said:

Thats a baggin hook int it.

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I don't know.. nobody hangs round long enuff ter question it when i'm chopping stuff up..

 

HybridGirl

New Member

• Oct 27, 2007

• #34

The Mad Hat Man said:

yeah Hun, we all know 'is "andle" is a short one - yu keep tellin us

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Yer gettin confoosed MHM!! I were talkin about summat else..

 

Grippa

New Member

• Oct 28, 2007

• #35

Well dun ter HB & Daft fer coming along & clearing a lane. Even tho' it wuz peeeesering down I blurry enjoyed that guys.

Tea wuz good courtesy of Daft, Pot Noodles filled a gap & the roastie at the boozer after hit the spot too.

 

Sirus

Your all Banned except me

• Oct 28, 2007

• #36

They duz food at boozers down souf....are you sure??

 

Grippa

New Member

• Oct 28, 2007

• #37

Only fer those that look like they need it.

 

The Mad Hat Man

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• Oct 28, 2007

• #38

They dint do barfs and massages tho- an I dont think they was impressed wiv out T shirts.

 

Grippa

New Member

• Oct 28, 2007

• #39

Fort you wuz gunna barf in the back o' me Landy!

 

The Mad Hat Man

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LZIR Despatch Agent

• Oct 28, 2007

• #40

sfunny that - I got sorta put orf after yu started flashin yo arse crack!