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SPACE TWOT
Reet bring in the yello disco. . .so yur bin doin er lot er slaggin of porky sayin eez not real un all. . .well my little taffy apple say yer prayers. . . STRIP IM ORFT LADS. . .wot you doing ere flops ,your treament is next week,sure you can elp. . . PLOOKIN ELL look at the state of is thunders, no wonder they call im yella, still they like leeks in his land. . .OK PUT THIS PORKY MASK ON IS EAD, UN COVER IM WIF THIS PORK JUICE [TRACTOR UNDERSEAL] TIE THE PLUCKER UP. . .OK YER SNIFFLIN VERMIN, , ,ya know that porky likes worrin pigs, and you fink he dont exist. . .HERE BOY SCRATCHINS, , ,reet lads lets leave em ta bond, yep lock the door flips. . .HOWL. . . .GRRRRR. . .SNAP. . .WHOOF. . .HUMMMMMP. . . help mummy, , ,i wonna go back to the green green grass of ome. . . .help me please. . . .
 
Reet bring in the Donk. . .ok yer muddy scum bag yer guilty of upsetting the smooth runnin orft forum,look yer vermin no trail as zog law is implermented, that means yer guilty no matter wot. . .reet strip the slug orft, , ,tie is hands wiv this rope un attach ta porkys collar. . .reet yer donkey like green laning eh. . .open the front door mondo and insert this bunker buster from carty where the sun dunt shine. . .wot do yer mean it wont fit,use yella's drill un 2inch reamer,right light it flips. . .go worry pigs porky. . .plookin ell e shot outer door straight over that hedge ,porky wont stop till e gets ta wales. . . booooom !!!! oh dear forgot bout that bit, , ,carty ,yer should ave er licence fer that. . .oh mummy !!!!elp stop the mutt,ma arse is killin me. . . . . .
 
MAD!! Absolutly MAD!!

I thought about you last nite Ming..............when I was cleaning out one o me fish tanks.............I have a fish called Ming...........short for Minger, he's one of my Plectocosmus's............the other one is called Ugly...........short for Ugly Mother F.......... :D
 
MAD!! Absolutly MAD!!

I thought about you last nite Ming..............when I was cleaning out one o me fish tanks.............I have a fish called Ming...........short for Minger, he's one of my Plectocosmus's............the other one is called Ugly...........short for Ugly Mother F.......... :D
Dats nice cats. . . namin yer pet after me. . .porky likes fish. . . .:) :) :)
 
Ere' cats' signature sez whips N spurs excite 'er, no point in puttin' 'er in da dunjin, she'd bleedin luv it!
 
Ere' cats' signature sez whips N spurs excite 'er, no point in puttin' 'er in da dunjin, she'd bleedin luv it!
She aint done no harm ta no one ,she would never end up in that scary place, unlike flippy he's fully booked. . . . .:) :) :)
 
Ere' cats' signature sez whips N spurs excite 'er, no point in puttin' 'er in da dunjin, she'd bleedin luv it!


I have a T-shirt with that on............got into trouble for wearing it to work once :D
Also got one that says
"SORRY........You've mistaken me for someone who gives a f**k!"
Got into even more trouble wearing that one! :D :D :D
 
Advertising? What am I advertising.............only clothes I have with brand names on are LR t-shirts n sweatshirts..................Oooo but I do have a lovely new pair or pink Timberland boots :D