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Reet bring in the yello disco. . .so yur bin doin er lot er slaggin of porky sayin eez not real un all. . .well my little taffy apple say yer prayers. . . STRIP IM ORFT LADS. . .wot you doing ere flops ,your treament is next week,sure you can elp. . . PLOOKIN ELL look at the state of is thunders, no wonder they call im yella, still they like leeks in his land. . .OK PUT THIS PORKY MASK ON IS EAD, UN COVER IM WIF THIS PORK JUICE [TRACTOR UNDERSEAL] TIE THE PLUCKER UP. . .OK YER SNIFFLIN VERMIN, , ,ya know that porky likes worrin pigs, and you fink he dont exist. . .HERE BOY SCRATCHINS, , ,reet lads lets leave em ta bond, yep lock the door flips. . .HOWL. . . .GRRRRR. . .SNAP. . .WHOOF. . .HUMMMMMP. . . help mummy, , ,i wonna go back to the green green grass of ome. . . .help me please. . . .
 
Reet bring in the Donk. . .ok yer muddy scum bag yer guilty of upsetting the smooth runnin orft forum,look yer vermin no trail as zog law is implermented, that means yer guilty no matter wot. . .reet strip the slug orft, , ,tie is hands wiv this rope un attach ta porkys collar. . .reet yer donkey like green laning eh. . .open the front door mondo and insert this bunker buster from carty where the sun dunt shine. . .wot do yer mean it wont fit,use yella's drill un 2inch reamer,right light it flips. . .go worry pigs porky. . .plookin ell e shot outer door straight over that hedge ,porky wont stop till e gets ta wales. . . booooom !!!! oh dear forgot bout that bit, , ,carty ,yer should ave er licence fer that. . .oh mummy !!!!elp stop the mutt,ma arse is killin me. . . . . .
 
MAD!! Absolutly MAD!!

I thought about you last nite Ming..............when I was cleaning out one o me fish tanks.............I have a fish called Ming...........short for Minger, he's one of my Plectocosmus's............the other one is called Ugly...........short for Ugly Mother F.......... :D
 
Cat's Eyes said:
MAD!! Absolutly MAD!!

I thought about you last nite Ming..............when I was cleaning out one o me fish tanks.............I have a fish called Ming...........short for Minger, he's one of my Plectocosmus's............the other one is called Ugly...........short for Ugly Mother F.......... :D
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Dats nice cats. . . namin yer pet after me. . .porky likes fish. . . .:) :) :)
 
Ere' cats' signature sez whips N spurs excite 'er, no point in puttin' 'er in da dunjin, she'd bleedin luv it!
 
Marcus said:
Ere' cats' signature sez whips N spurs excite 'er, no point in puttin' 'er in da dunjin, she'd bleedin luv it!
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She aint done no harm ta no one ,she would never end up in that scary place, unlike flippy he's fully booked. . . . .:) :) :)
 
Marcus said:
Ere' cats' signature sez whips N spurs excite 'er, no point in puttin' 'er in da dunjin, she'd bleedin luv it!
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I have a T-shirt with that on............got into trouble for wearing it to work once :D
Also got one that says
"SORRY........You've mistaken me for someone who gives a f**k!"
Got into even more trouble wearing that one! :D :D :D
 
Advertising? What am I advertising.............only clothes I have with brand names on are LR t-shirts n sweatshirts..................Oooo but I do have a lovely new pair or pink Timberland boots :D
 
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