ming
SPACE TWOT
we carnt stop smokin round ere . . . .fact is we are normally ont fire [gits er bit rough] when the tratter boys cum in . . . . .
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
Sod the MUTT get the firking alien. and after you've sodded the mutt then we can shoot it.
ming
SPACE TWOT
ere we phookin go agin. . . .arf er red eye un they fink its the wild west behave yer ****s. . .OTHERWISE YOULL BE WAKING MRS MING . . .un yer dunt wunna upset er. . . .
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
ere we phookin go agin. . . .arf er red eye un they fink its the wild west behave yer ****s. . .OTHERWISE YOULL BE WAKING MRS MING . . .un yer dunt wunna upset er. . . .
Sssshhh yu keep em cornered I'll go get me Crossbow and a axe. quietly does it.
Geodark
Active Member
Does it always get this rough? or is this a quiet night ;-)
duz when that bastid mutt is oboot - yu aint had ya leg shagged by it yet
Geodark
Active Member
duz when that bastid mutt is oboot - yu aint had ya leg shagged by it yet
Not sure - it was either that or me missus - has the mutt got a scottish accent?
ming
SPACE TWOT
oy. . . .eeze well behaved, un eze jist er pup . . . .un eeze er furra bred. . . .[i luv sayin thet] ok red eye on the hooseduz when that bastid mutt is oboot - yu aint had ya leg shagged by it yet
vzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt BANG!
ming
SPACE TWOT
i fink its just started to be redecorated agin
(quietly) ho ho ho who got stuck and had to be rescued by a tratta? hee hee
ming
SPACE TWOT
jist shut it flops. . . .
Pikey
Dummy Ejection Facilitator..
jist shut it flops. . . .
Fooking **** he is int he MING TELLING EVERYONE YA HAD TO BE PULLED OUT BY A TRATTA!!! some people jis cant keep a secret.
ming
SPACE TWOT
it dunt boffer me. . . .the bastid!!!!!!
bustersbus
Well-Known Member
AHEM, Ony chance of a pint? Puleeze
ming
SPACE TWOT
titter. . . . .you finks this is er real pub?. . .well it tiss //////wot yer went. . .AHEM, Ony chance of a pint? Puleeze