Mines a large one !
Oh best get one in fer carty !
appy burfday !
yer done it now ,porky un muffin is cryin wiff laughter. . .Yup !
yer gone and dun it now int yer !
now bugger all works
lets av a look then ! Hmmm!
TT system !
yer know wot this means dunt yer
Get't kettle on !
Dya gerrit ? Tea Tea system !!!
thets why i got mondo ta fix them he's an eggspert. . .un will ya stop lightin them thar bunker busters, poor ole porky's er nervous wreck, slittys lost is hat, un mondos gone all mains twitchy, un all ma regulars er int bar wif tin hats on. . . .yous dunt wanna be messin wiv that mains lastic trickery yous cant see it or hear it but it dunnav bite yer!!!!
er hold this while i light it...
bet ya clean that good lookin blue machin er yers now an agin trew, . . . ere's ya bucket. . .doon the hatchwot's "polish"?
is it sumfink from eastern europe?
a bucket of scrumpy if yer buyin - cheers.
weathers bin great, polished the gaylander un cleared all the rubbish out looks like er new motor, well thats it fer another year,feel parched now,so i call that binge oclock. . . .git um in porky