Mrs Ming made the wules up . . . .she sis if you tratter boys dunt like it ,then tough titties. . . . .er well she sid werser then that ,but i carnot repeat it, case i git banned un fings. . . . . .Porky sis you shuld not be allowed in at all ,cos you's always blowding fings up. . . .un tryin ta murder him :( :( :(
 
There a bit stiff at the mo Think I might try a bit of Vaseline.:eek: That always loosens em up :D :D :D

are you mad. :eek: :eek: :eek: How can you say the 'V' word in the gaylander forum. You deserve everything you get fer that.:D :D :D
 
There a bit stiff at the mo Think I might try a bit of Vaseline.:eek: That always loosens em up :D :D :D

Rilly? Well that dun't surprise me. Ahm sure yerv spent many a long an' happy evening greasing up and stretching yer apertures. :rolleyes:
 
Oi,,,Ming,,,
A fort ye said the pub wis open all wkend??,,,,, Yid better open up cus a want a pint!!!!!!! or else yer might get a visit from,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ye no hoo,,
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oy barsteward. . . .pint er tratter sludge un er pack er 10mm nuts fer ma mutt porky. . . . . .un hurry up im parched :( :( :(