Nodge68
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I'm currently using a £25 Ebay MAF. It's working fine, but I do have the Synergy to boost its signal.
When spring arrives, I'm going to fit my Pierburg MAF to see if there's a difference.
Alibro
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Yeah but she'll be deaf, crippled and frost bitten!Nobody suggested buying her a tratterfour wheel drive always works, I've never understood why you hippo drivers like two wheel drive so much. It'll depreciate way way slower than any Hippo. There's no electric crap on it. And there's room for a pig in the back
Marmaduke
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How do you know she isn't already
At least she wouldn't have to worry about not getting home cos the vcu is knackered and someone might have put a new tyre on the front instead of a pair of them on the rear. And what about if the pond in the rear bursts its banks and floods the front of the car
Oh and then there's the engine oil that like turning into mayonnaise
Alibro
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At least in a Freelander the chassis won't have turned to dust under her as she's driving, and as for head gaskets the trattor section has nearly as many threads about them as the Freelander K series. And it's not a problem in the diseasils.How do you know she isn't already
At least she wouldn't have to worry about not getting home cos the vcu is knackered and someone might have put a new tyre on the front instead of a pair of them on the rear. And what about if the pond in the rear bursts its banks and floods the front of the car
Marmaduke
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My doors have never fell off in the rain and if you look at the introduce yourself section there's a heck of a lot more Hippo drivers with problems joining than tratterers
Alibro
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Thats cause there were a hell of a lot more Freelanders sold than trattors and they were sold to normal people. Trattors are only bought by welders who mostly know how to fix cars.My doors have never fell off in the rain and if you look at the introduce yourself section there's a heck of a lot more Hippo drivers with problems joining than tratterers
GrumpyGel
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Tratter drivers all joined up decades ago and are festering (or is that decomposing?) in a corner somewhere. There's a lot more Freelanders built in the current millennia than Tratters - that's why there's more new people join with them - that and hairdressing is a popular occupation these days.My doors have never fell off in the rain and if you look at the introduce yourself section there's a heck of a lot more Hippo drivers with problems joining than tratterers
Marmaduke
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Oooo who said anything about Freelanders being a hair dressers carthat and hairdressing is a popular occupation these days.
Maybe a cross dressers
Alibro
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At least we don't drag our knuckles on the ground while walking.Oooo who said anything about Freelanders being a hair dressers car
Maybe a cross dressers
Marmaduke
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I'm sure if I borrowed your high heels mine wouldn't drag. Rumour has it these all drive freelandersAt least we don't drag our knuckles on the ground while walking.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
We prefer our hippo's with full time transmission as opposed to part time transmission trattersNobody suggested buying her a tratter
We also like having heaters anorl. Am not saying there int anything wrong with having condensation running down yer back, but we dun't like it.
Marmaduke
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Eh, I'm sure there's far more two wheel drive freelanders on the road than defenders. Improved mpg my back sideWe prefer our hippo's with full time transmission as opposed to part time transmission tratters
We also like having heaters anorl. Am not saying there int anything wrong with having condensation running down yer back, but we dun't like that anorl.
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Tratters drivers and technology dun't mix well. Hence not as many on the web.My doors have never fell off in the rain and if you look at the introduce yourself section there's a heck of a lot more Hippo drivers with problems joining than tratterers
Hippo
Lord Hippo
Freelanders int 2 wheel drive. They is 4 wheel drive. All 4 wheels are driven. The drive to the rear is relaxed to allow the rear diff to sleep until such time as it's needed, then it activates in a split second.Eh, I'm sure there's far more two wheel drive freelanders on the road than defenders. Improved mpg my back side
Hippo
Lord Hippo
We dun't do cross dressing in ere. We do get cross but that's only when our hippo's broke'd.Oooo who said anything about Freelanders being a hair dressers car
Maybe a cross dressers
Marmaduke
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Hippo
Lord Hippo
Mine hasn't broke'd so far this year.Most of the time then
