derwendolly said:

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'ere it rained all night and it's rained all day - quite torrential most of the time. The rivers are all flowing fast and full.

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DanClarke said:

...but we thought that was the way you liked it?

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derwendolly said:

And which comic have you been reading?

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DanClarke said:

Ahhhh...... well, as I am often "desperate" I guess it must be the "Beano".

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DanClarke said:

Ahhhh...... well, as I am often "desperate" I guess it must be the "Beano".

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kevstar said:

We already have a gas stainless rangemaster cause of the new kitchen I thought of getting that for crimbo.
What yous getting your wifes.....

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Turktowner said:

You get your missus a domestic appliance fer Crispmus?
Gerra nyon, will be a cheaper dent in the fryin pan.

Eye is takin herself off to a cabin inna trees fur Crispmus. Sod the rest of em.

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DanClarke said:

...and best of all, ee be made ere in UK down in Zummerzet.

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Wimblowdriver said:

Question from a tratterer ---- wot's a hoover?

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Turktowner said:

Used one for years cleaning offices.
a) The standard issue head is hard work, gerra Turbo type instead.
b) His lidl face int so cute when he constantly jams up against table legs, chairs, filing cabinet and door frames.
Good for me tratter (annually) and wood burner though.

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Wimblowdriver said:

Must be like a power drill. Drill a couple of holes in the floor to let the water out.

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Freddie17 said:

A tratterer requires a special type of hoover

…it’s called a wet-and-dry, what for sucking all the leaky water up.

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Hippo said:

Made? Yer mean born.

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Wimblowdriver said:

Question from a tratterer ---- wot's a hoover?

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Stanleysteamer said:

Mebbe you can train a monkey to pick up dog hairs!

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Stanleysteamer said:

As it is now gone half past one I can ring the orspicle to get my mobile number changed as W gets fed up of getting texts that just say "Dear patient" and it could be me or her. I hate using my mobile so much that I always give her number. and the n umber is really easy to remember!!
Went for a flu jab today, the V attractiver nursy type giving it me said "Oh, someones been her beofre, you've got a bruise" Yep sez I, Covid. so she slipped it in so nicely I didn't feel a thing. I joked with her "Have you done it?!" "Yes" she says, I can do it again if you like!" To which I said "Under other circumstances that would be a lovely offer I would take you up on!"

Bet I get struck off my doc's list now.

Though she did laugh!
Have a good arternoon folks!

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kevstar said:

Think ive sold my tratter project so need to find somit else to take its place....

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