Chips, tinned ham and sprouts for tea. Broke the fing yer put the key in to open the ham. Got me pliers to pull it when it were too short. Snapped the rest oft. Had to hit the pull oot strip to open the tin. Then dig me pliers in to pull said strip. Then gorrit open.
When i was in high school, our technical drawing teacher, Mr (Steve) Williams decided as we'd been working hard that the following week we could bring a record or two in and we'd be allowed to play them on the bloody huge radiogram he'd got next to his desk.I think someone is mixing this up with "The good ship Venus"
Ah yes. We call those universal keys at work. You borrow someone else's when you've forgotten the key to the padlock of your toolbox! That's a problem i've never had because my padlock keys are on the same keyring as the car keys which means if i've forgotten them i haven't been able to drive to work. Of course it also probably means i'm locked out of the house...
Wednesday was world frog day
A bit before my time...Wow brought back memorys. Just spat me dummie out and shat me nappy
Wow brought back memorys. Just spat me dummie out and shat me nappy
Turn yer screen round.WORLD FRENCH DAY?????????????????????????????
Now then, how do i turn this emoji around to face the other way?
Sorry to hear of yer loss.It's O'fishall
My Siemens dishwasher has been found deaded ...
Short caused the Auto Destruct chip to go Kerboooooom ... white smoke exited the circuit ...
XXXXing thing only had it 18 years ...
No need for that, an orenery tin opener will do!!
WORLD FRENCH DAY?????????????????????????????
Now then, how do i turn this emoji around to face the other way?
Oh dear!A bit before my time...
I'm more Andy Pandy
Hector's House
Stingray
Thunderbirds
Mr Ben
Camberwick Green
Trumpton
Chigley
Appy burfday. May all yer Freelandering dreams come true.70 today. . Wondering if I'll ever grow up ---
70 today. . Wondering if I'll ever grow up ---
Would it be fair to say that by the end you were "ham-fisted"?Chips, tinned ham and sprouts for tea. Broke the fing yer put the key in to open the ham. Got me pliers to pull it when it were too short. Snapped the rest oft. Had to hit the pull oot strip to open the tin. Then dig me pliers in to pull said strip. Then gorrit open.