The OGPU now have him under surveillance and MI6 are similarly taking a look into your background now. ;)
I am already on their list, I did some work for a branch of government and they thoroughly vetted me :eek:

Soon as they realise he is a Landy owner, they will know he's just a harmless nutter and will leave him alone :D
See above, my nutter status is already confirmed :oops:

This is true. And he monitors military aircraft activity. :eek::D
Ah, I had forgotten you knew that...... you may now be on their list too :p
 
Oh the misses h@s gottit @ bl@ck eye @s she w@s shoppin in morrisons n got @ mulit p@c
of crisps off the higher shelf n @ bit of shelfing c@me sliding down n wh@cked her in the f@ce :eek:

Went to see the customer services to see @bout recording it in there @ccident book but they didnt
h@ve @ clue wh@t to do :rolleyes: m@n@ger @pe@rs n give her @ bottle of prosecco n box of chocs.
took her det@ils down on @ scr@p bit o p@per. shes no h@ppy h@ving @ keeker.
hope no one finks it w@s me.
 
Oh the misses h@s gottit @ bl@ck eye @s she w@s shoppin in morrisons n got @ mulit p@c
of crisps off the higher shelf n @ bit of shelfing c@me sliding down n wh@cked her in the f@ce :eek:

Went to see the customer services to see @bout recording it in there @ccident book but they didnt
h@ve @ clue wh@t to do :rolleyes: m@n@ger @pe@rs n give her @ bottle of prosecco n box of chocs.
took her det@ils down on @ scr@p bit o p@per. shes no h@ppy h@ving @ keeker.
hope no one finks it w@s me.


Crisps, chocolate and Prosecco for later then, what’s not to like :)
 
Oh the misses h@s gottit @ bl@ck eye @s she w@s shoppin in morrisons n got @ mulit p@c
of crisps off the higher shelf n @ bit of shelfing c@me sliding down n wh@cked her in the f@ce :eek:

Went to see the customer services to see @bout recording it in there @ccident book but they didnt
h@ve @ clue wh@t to do :rolleyes: m@n@ger @pe@rs n give her @ bottle of prosecco n box of chocs.
took her det@ils down on @ scr@p bit o p@per. shes no h@ppy h@ving @ keeker.
hope no one finks it w@s me.
Blimey Kev that's terrible.
It's illegal for the shop not to have a means of recording accidents (well in engerland anyway). Yer missus should contact Morrisons head office by email so she can keep a record of communication. Also health & safety executive, whatever it is in Scotland. In England Environmental Health deal with this stuff. Also make sure you have photos of her injuries. Hope no serious damage done and that she gets better soon. :)
 

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