DanClarke · Dec 27, 2022

kevstar said:
Oh the misses h@s gottit @ bl@ck eye @s she w@s shoppin in morrisons n got @ mulit p@c
of crisps off the higher shelf n @ bit of shelfing c@me sliding down n wh@cked her in the f@ce

Went to see the customer services to see @bout recording it in there @ccident book but they didnt
h@ve @ clue wh@t to do m@n@ger @pe@rs n give her @ bottle of prosecco n box of chocs.
took her det@ils down on @ scr@p bit o p@per. shes no h@ppy h@ving @ keeker.
hope no one finks it w@s me.

Good and inventive cover story there basher.

DanClarke · Dec 27, 2022

Morning All

Cold out there this morning.

Have a lovely day.

My Old Landy · Dec 27, 2022

Brown said:
The fighter aircraft from the air base at Coningsby will identify you as an enemy radar beacon and the planes' computers will start launching air to surface missiles.

Don't worry, the Landy is prepared

Def90man said:
I heard through my sauces that he’s got electronic counters measures in place

you've given my secret away!!

My Old Landy · Dec 27, 2022

Morning all, had a nice lay in today

off to play radio and see who else will talk to me

WhiskyLassie · Dec 27, 2022

Morning all, away for bargain browsing and stretching the cars legs out. Last car didn't have cruise control so it's gonna be well used.

Colthebrummie · Dec 27, 2022

WhiskyLassie said:
Morning all, away for bargain browsing and stretching the cars legs out. Last car didn't have cruise control so it's gonna be well used.

Enjoy yourself

Col

WhiskyLassie · Dec 27, 2022

Colthebrummie said:
Enjoy yourself

Col

I will try to. May get the other half to drive and I get to chill out and be a professional passenger.

Hippo · Dec 27, 2022

Nowt to do ter day.

DevonGuy · Dec 27, 2022

My Old Landy said:
It is an Icom IC-7300 with and end fed half wave through a 49:1 unun as I can only run 10w on my licence I am training hard for the next licence which will allow me 50w.

Ah, you’m on the zerious ztuff there, matey. Us boys be a lapsed 10m ssb fiddler, thinkin uv installing me ole Ranger int nu car just fer a giggle, tho.

Hippo · Dec 27, 2022

Am not wasting today on the web. Eye have desided to find somefink to do.

landowner · Dec 27, 2022

Cool this morning, sat with a brew searching through a 'tin' of Quality street looking for the coconut one and listening to some dude on radio 2 who says free instead of three and fort instead of thought, whatever is the world coming to

My Old Landy · Dec 27, 2022

DevonGuy said:
Ah, you’m on the zerious ztuff there, matey. Us boys be a lapsed 10m ssb fiddler, thinkin uv installing me ole Ranger int nu car just fer a giggle, tho.

Do it

for me the radio has put a smile back on my face!

My Old Landy · Dec 27, 2022

landowner said:
whatever is the world coming to

What it always has been, what you make of it. I have elected to shut out the main stream media and stick to the niche

kevstar · Dec 27, 2022

NorfolkBird said:
Blimey Kev that's terrible.
It's illegal for the shop not to have a means of recording accidents (well in engerland anyway). Yer missus should contact Morrisons head office by email so she can keep a record of communication. Also health & safety executive, whatever it is in Scotland. In England Environmental Health deal with this stuff. Also make sure you have photos of her injuries. Hope no serious damage done and that she gets better soon.

T@ much, she is going to em@il them i h@ve t@ken pics @lso. When i h@d @ mot g@r@ge it
w@s the l@w to h@ve @n @ccident book now 15 ye@rs @go id im@gine th@t its done online
now.

Some of the comments in the book were hil@rious wish id kept it.

Th@nx

kevstar · Dec 27, 2022

Tenebreaux said:
If this was yankland there'd be lawyers queueing round the block at Kev's gaff.

We'd be more concerned if it h@ppened to @ elderly person.

yer c@n just picture @ m@ssive queue of l@wyers doing the cong@ up to the door

kevstar · Dec 27, 2022

DanClarke said:
Good and inventive cover story there basher.

Tis ok got @ witness to the w@ck fk

kevstar · Dec 27, 2022

My Old Landy said:
Morning all, had a nice lay in today off to play radio and see who else will talk to me

kevstar · Dec 27, 2022

Tis pizzin doon not @ d@y to be ootside, fink the misses w@nted to go n find @ noo cooch
looked @t @ few yesterd@y on the w@y through gl@sgow. cb@ lol

Wimblowdriver · Dec 27, 2022

kevstar said:
T@ much, she is going to em@il them i h@ve t@ken pics @lso. When i h@d @ mot g@r@ge it
w@s the l@w to h@ve @n @ccident book now 15 ye@rs @go id im@gine th@t its done online
now. Some of the comments in the book were hil@rious wish id kept it.

Th@nx

I once had a site in Lunnen, where a full pack of plywood was landed over an open hatchway into a basement. The pack gradually reduced until a chippie picked up the last sheet and walked forwards. He fell through the hatch and the plywood landed and covered the hole he had just fallen through. His mate lifted the ply to see where he had gone and fell through the hatch and landed on top of the chippie. The two entries in the accident book were worthy of a comedy script writers award. Luckily neither of them was badly hurt.

Def90man · Dec 27, 2022

kevstar said:
Tis pizzin doon not @ d@y to be ootside, fink the misses w@nted to go n find @ noo cooch
looked @t @ few yesterd@y on the w@y through gl@sgow. cb@ lol

It’s similar weather here too

3:30 in the afternoon

Can’t wait to get back to good old blighty

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