Tenebreaux
Well-Known Member
Our twenty odd year old Dyson vac has finally bought the farm. And I'll be buggered if I'm going to pay £500 for a bloody new one. Off to Argos tomorrow for a Henry.
doriz
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Don’t forget they do a Henrietta anorl, just saying
Hicap phill
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Rumour has it it’s cus she sucks betterDon’t forget they do a Henrietta anorl, just saying
Rumour has it it’s cus she sucks better
Now that got my attention
must go back and find the origin of this conversationJ
The new Dysons are crap. Sharks are much better. (I'm told G-Tech are also good but I haven't tried one myself).
If you're going for a Henry, I would suggest a George instead (the blue one).
New Henrys have restricted power due to eco legislation, but Georges are exempt because they are designed to suck up water but can still be used like normal.
I have a Shark and a George. No shares in either company. Just saying...
DevonGuy
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Us boys av great big granddaddy Dyson that you plug into the mains. Deals with anything including mud & gundog hair mix and has done so for 10 years. Can clean the house twice on a binfull. We also have a Henry because however good a Dyson is you can't clean a chimney with it. You can with a Henry.
The Doris has a thing about battery Dysons and has bought three of them (not all at once). They are universally shīte, bin is pathetically small, battery lasts 10 minutes and they couldn't suck up a small spillage of flour. Why that nauseating little weed and unpatriotic money-chaser carries on with them completely bamboozles me.
The Doris has a thing about battery Dysons and has bought three of them (not all at once). They are universally shīte, bin is pathetically small, battery lasts 10 minutes and they couldn't suck up a small spillage of flour. Why that nauseating little weed and unpatriotic money-chaser carries on with them completely bamboozles me.
Tenebreaux
Well-Known Member
Yep, I ordered the wet and dry one, pick it up tomorrow morning. I'll probably rarely use the wet function but for the extra twenty quid it's worth having.
I'd join you if it was Ms. Vorderman
Oh aye id be diving in like a man with no arms.
Hicap phill
Well-Known Member
Surfed the net for a bit on motobikes & left the screen showing a few more in Bristol.
Thinks she has taken the hint now.
(Mrs did say what about a Ducati, I said you complained after 200miles on the monster bike collection for a friend. They are off the list)
Now wondering if I have (had)things already planned for tommorow I don’t know of.
night pips
Thinks she has taken the hint now.
(Mrs did say what about a Ducati, I said you complained after 200miles on the monster bike collection for a friend. They are off the list
)Now wondering if I have (had)things already planned for tommorow I don’t know of.
night pips
Main event time... Line of Dooty
Recorded... been watching Money Heist & now the misses is watching midwife.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I likes SaturSundays
Todays happenings.....
1..Removed all tools n cr@p out disco then hoovered n interior clean.
2..Misses said what about mine after id packed up, ok gear back out an cleaned her mini.
3..Had lunch..misses special detox spicy veg soop cuppa tea n biccy
4..Shaved head
5..Shaved manhood n caught my ball sack wiv clippers fkn squealed like a stood on puppy
6..Drove to Loch Lomond wiv dog n misses for a nice walk, swung into Aldi for a few bits
7..Odrered Indian currys meal deal...spiced onions n poppydoms 2 starters 2 mains rice n nan for 21 quid
8..Home had a scoff n glass O wine
9..Stoke up fire n call my mum n Dad
10.. Rum n coke's n mixed crisps check in here..
fk me these days off are hard work
1..Removed all tools n cr@p out disco then hoovered n interior clean.
2..Misses said what about mine after id packed up,
ok gear back out an cleaned her mini.3..Had lunch..misses special detox spicy veg soop cuppa tea n biccy
4..Shaved head
5..Shaved manhood n caught my ball sack wiv clippers fkn squealed like a stood on puppy
6..Drove to Loch Lomond wiv dog n misses for a nice walk, swung into Aldi for a few bits
7..Odrered Indian currys meal deal...spiced onions n poppydoms 2 starters 2 mains rice n nan for 21 quid
8..Home had a scoff n glass O wine
9..Stoke up fire n call my mum n Dad
10.. Rum n coke's n mixed crisps check in here..
fk me these days off are hard work
I have a triumph sprint which might be up for sale in the near future if of interest.(Mrs did say what about a Ducati, I said you complained after 200miles on the monster bike collection for a friend. They are off the list
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
So you've had quite a busy day then ... baldyTodays happenings.....
1..Removed all tools n cr@p out disco then hoovered n interior clean.
2..Misses said what about mine after id packed up,
3..Had lunch..misses special detox spicy veg soop cuppa tea n biccy
4..Shaved head
5..Shaved manhood n caught my ball sack wiv clippers fkn squealed like a stood on puppy
6..Drove to Loch Lomond wiv dog n misses for a nice walk, swung into Aldi for a few bits
7..Odrered Indian currys meal deal...spiced onions n poppydoms 2 starters 2 mains rice n nan for 21 quid
8..Home had a scoff n glass O wine
9..Stoke up fire n call my mum n Dad
10.. Rum n coke's n mixed crisps check in here..
fk me these days off are hard work
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Typical bank holiday weather forecast.
Cloudy tomorrow with outbreaks of rain soon becoming heavy and persistent as the southerly winds increase strong to gale force.
Cloudy tomorrow with outbreaks of rain soon becoming heavy and persistent as the southerly winds increase strong to gale force.
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Nite All
