JimS
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Velour, Velcro.
The definition of Velar is a bit dodgy- something about back of the tongue. What's all that about.
Velour, Velcro.
The definition of Velar is a bit dodgy- something about back of the tongue. What's all that about.
Speckydude
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That's phonetics, I'd rather go with the veil or velum definition, better than tentacles.
Marmaduke
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Poets day had so much potential until I came to travis perkins with 50 pallets of bogsGood morning my felllow Tratterers, wherever you are.
'Tis POETS Day again today, so have a good one!!
Plus I'm working Saturday and Sunday 
Oldseadog
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Just think of the overtime!Poets day had so much potential until I came to travis perkins with 50 pallets of bogs
Kerrr-flippin-Ching!!
Marmaduke
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Unfortunately we're not paid overtime for weekends as they are part of our normal working week in our company, same as bank holidays. If your shift is working that day then fill yer bootsJust think of the overtime!
Kerrr-flippin-Ching!!
Marmaduke
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I think I'm down for it this year, the only day our company closes is Christmas day. I keep meaning to start job huntingWe had that when I worked on power stations, and guess whose shift dipped for both Christmas and New Year 3 years on the trot!!
Alan Crossley
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Retirement is the only way for lazy chaps like me
Oldseadog
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With all this summer stuff and fine weather ahead so that us Tratterers can do some meaningful pottering about wiv our loved ones, I am mightily urinated orft because it's estimated that my fourth-time rebuilt wrist might take another six months of physio before restoring a possible 40-50% usage!
This is one not happy bunny, so I'll spend me time here and annoying the intercourse out of you lot ... espeshully Hippypottymouth and Marmalade, coz they sometimes bite
This is one not happy bunny, so I'll spend me time here and annoying the intercourse out of you lot ... espeshully Hippypottymouth and Marmalade, coz they sometimes bite
Alan Crossley
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Not to mention house work
Oldseadog
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Alan Crossley
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Ah come onWhat's that???
. You didn't marry a woman the same age as yourself did you? I made the mistake of marrying a younger one, on each occasion, and now ended up with herself working and me cleaning It's the price we, well some of us, pay for our lust of pretty girls
Oldseadog
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I chased a wonderful younger woman for years, until she caught and wed me (30 years ago)!
Now we share just about everything, including cooking - mine from a tin, and hers from 'fresh stuff'
My previouses were also younger, and all one of them wanted to do was to be a 'W.I.F.E' (Washing, Ironing, Fornicating, Etc.) After 10 years, I was completely wornded out, so she went wiv someone younger!
The first one buggered orft to Oz wiv me best mate, for which I thank him!!
Now we share just about everything, including cooking - mine from a tin, and hers from 'fresh stuff'
My previouses were also younger, and all one of them wanted to do was to be a 'W.I.F.E' (Washing, Ironing, Fornicating, Etc.) After 10 years, I was completely wornded out, so she went wiv someone younger!
The first one buggered orft to Oz wiv me best mate, for which I thank him!!
lost 1 to a best mate too
--- was the makin of me as i found a cracker darn sarf wats been the misses now for 20 yrs 
