What when I work 4 days on 4 days off? -guess which are my days on?......

Yup. You guessed it 9,10,11,12th :cry:
 
Someone's put mucky hand prints over the door. There's a bucket outside to wash yer hands if yer bin fixing yer heap. It's not for peeing in.
 
Tratter = a land rover. The type with no suspension and straight edges everywhere.
Tratterer = one who owns and/or drives a tratter.
Tratterist = one who owns and/or drives a tratter.
Trattering = the art of trattership.
Trattered = one who has caught the trattering bug.
Tratterdom = blissful tratter ownership thinking tratters are the only vehicle to own.
Tratterburd = female tratterer.
Tratterolic = one who owns too many tratters.
Tratterphobia = fear of tratters.
Tratterphobic = one who hates tratters.
Biscuit tin = tratter.
Drafty damp biscuit tin = tratter.
Garden ornament = a tratter that hasn't been driven using its own engine and mechanicals for 1 year or longer.
Rust worm = a tratterers worst fear.

:)
 
So basically, the Hippo dreams of being a tratter owner but can't afford either the Tratter or the pig! ); );
 
Oldseadog said:
So basically, the Hippo dreams of being a tratter owner but can't afford either the Tratter or the pig! ); );
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I can afford a tratter but choose not to own or buy one. :p

I likes pigs but owning one would be difficult. I have a spare room but don't need a pet. :p
 
Hippo said:
Tratter = a land rover. The type with no suspension and straight edges everywhere.

Tratterer = one who owns and/or drives a tratter.

Tratterist = one who owns and/or drives a tratter.

Trattering = the art of trattership.

Trattered = one who has caught the trattering bug.

Tratterdom = blissful tratter ownership thinking tratters are the only vehicle to own.

Tratterburd = female tratterer.

Tratterolic = one who owns too many tratters.

Tratterphobia = fear of tratters.

Tratterphobic = one who hates tratters.

Biscuit tin = tratter.

Drafty damp biscuit tin = tratter.

Garden ornament = a tratter that hasn't been driven using its own engine and mechanicals for 1 year or longer.

Rust worm = a tratterers worst fear.



:)
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Lol I was trattered I'm now tratterdom :D

Freelander- a vehicle for the feminine bloke

Freelanderer- the hairdresser bloke driving it:D:D:D:D
 
Westwood8055 said:
Lol I was trattered I'm now tratterdom :D

Freelander- a vehicle for the feminine bloke

Freelanderer- the hairdresser bloke driving it:D:D:D:D
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I really have to complain about the sexism expressed in this post :p:p:p

Tis an insult to us females (who all own tratters on here)

So please remove the word feminine when describing all things to do with Freelander.

And just remember us females might actually be able to remove the prop shaft without resorting to a garage :p:p:p:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Apart from that I agree with you :)
 
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