Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Is it SARS or Coronavirus?
It's a fookinvirus ....
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Yes, stay away from everyone else for as long as you can
If you ask the cats nicely they might even bring you a slice of cake with your cuppa.
Yes, stay away from everyone else for as long as you can
If you ask the cats nicely they might even bring you a slice of cake with your cuppa.
The big fat cat would lick all the icing sugar off first ....
Careful, that is what they call anorexia when the addiction get too much.Morning all.
This dieting lark is addictive.
My neighbour has been admitted to hospital after suffering a bout of 'not eatin'g …. and now, two weeks later, her vital organs are closing down. 
…. or even a nice juicy mouse/rat.Yes, stay away from everyone else for as long as you can
If you ask the cats nicely they might even bring you a slice of cake with your cuppa.
…. or even a nice juicy mouse/rat.
Next doors old cat, Herr Flick, used to do that ... even bit the heads off for me ... bless him ....
…. or even a nice juicy mouse/rat.
Or they might give you a snooty look and show you their bum
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
I know some ladies who do thatOr they might give you a snooty look and show you their bum
I trod on one once when hanging out the washing one summer barefooted .... it was still warm ....
I know some ladies who do that
You want to see what they'll show you down ere!
Shimsteriom
Master Procrastinator
Isn't standing on cats considered cruel?
I've done that cept with a dog poo.. Came up froo me toes it did..
Hope we're making you feel better Dips
I've done that cept with a dog poo.. Came up froo me toes it did..
Hope we're making you feel better Dips
Yes, tis very entertainin'
