A bullet proof British diesel engine that sounds, well like a classic British diesel engine, and will pull the car, in billowing clouds of smoke, to 60 in under a minute. A diesel that you can fix with a socket set.
Are you with me Tratter boys and girls?
Ya need a good crisp (if rather sloppy) gearbox with a selection of forward and reverse gears.
Ya need a car that can be driven around town and is perfect for the job - not just cos you can scare grannies in your Tratter.
Admit it Tratter people, it is just grannies you scare - not much to be proud about really is it!
Ya need a car that can go almost anywhere without having to pull and fooking heave on leavers - and when you've lost drive to a couple of wheels - will still go down the river bed with the dashboard Blackpool illuminations helping the way!
Ya need a car with characta - where the carpets get wet when it rains, where the lights sometimes work - sometimes don't, where the brakes sieze after you've launched the boat - but will tow much more than you're supposed to wiv it.
Its sounding like you're type of car ain't it?
Ya need a car wiv suitable mod-cons like a sunroof - that you don't use it cos its very likely to break, and a stereo radio and (auto reversing!!!) casette player with a dash display - that doesn't display.
Yes, for Tratter drivers to really appreciate Freelanders, you need to get yourselves down to Christchurch NZ and have a drive of my L Series Freelander. If you're still not convinced, there's plenty of sheep for you down here.