Eerily quiet out, I fink it have stopped rainin ferra bit :)
Approached a patch of standing water yesdi, utter prik in a AMG piece of nonsense came past me at about 80. You could literally see the "oh sheeet" look in his eyes as he realised he was about to lose control on the entry to a roundabout. :rolleyes::oops:
Oi, you, yes you, you pathetic AMG ****er. Have a happy Christmas, you're a statistic waiting to happen, I just hope you don't take anyone else with you. :mad:
 
Eye bin food choppin. Eye wur leavin the till at 7:55. It be onner thems ut talks ter yer. Eye gorra nuvva feind. Ah went ter omebase anorl. Eye be lookin fer me wheel crispmus tree. They dint av the one eye be wanted. Lots of dead ones wivvout roots. Then eye found ere discounted section burrit only had two. One wur bent un tother snapped. Poor fings. So eye as takin me food choppin ome un eye garn oot ter tother omebase tover ill int distance. They asser lot more int stock. Eye be keep yer tup dated. #ipposcrispmustree
 
It be gud news. Eye got me wheel crispmus tree. They add small fer 10 sovs un medium fer 15. Ah wanted a 2 foot smallun but the medium looked betterer. They were tall ready reduced but ut the till they gorrid confuddled un dropped the price ont all potted wheel crispmus trees ter 10 sovs. Dead ones with the root cut oft are 5 sovs. So that be gud.

Me tree is called edgar after the dynosaw ont telly. Ah fink it were nurvus int back of ma hippo as it did ur piddle un dropped some dead spiky fings. Av purrit it int back garden int corner. Still int his pot fer now.

When eye were lookerin ut them ut omebase thar be bibbins playing int plants. Jumping int and oot. Flying erbout un churpin ter each tother. It be quite nice ter see.

Av binter axminster fer some wata proof glue. Ah binter bnq fer some wud. Wider bit ter maker nuvva burd feedin box. Eye also gorrid sum protecting water based wud stain. And some more pink screen wash fer ma hippo.

Eye be wored oot. It bin er long day.
 
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"Goodness!" Exclaimed Tigger " I'm so glad Christopher Robin bought a Tratter! Puddle Hunting is just the best fun ever!! "

'Well, at least not half as awful as I had expected' agreed Eeyore

Pooh, who, assisted bravely by Piglet, was vainly trying to glue the doors back on his Hippo with hunny, said nothing..


@DanClarke .
Moist ain't all bad y'know :D
 
Daughter visited this afternoon and announced she is planning to have her wedding at Gretna Green. So I sent her this-------

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Gude mornin Freelanderers an us udder frens. Us boys be sprised cuz it be rennin agen. The Doris be on her way for wurk an her ev just rung to say us lane be turned into a brook. Us boys be ponderin where to tek us dogs an be safe anorl. They cockers be too ink whizzitiv fer this weather.
Wishin us frens a safe day.
 

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