Stanleysteamer said:

Last thought before I go to bed.
Sometimes I don't feel old.
At other times I do.

But now that I am older than the Pope I DEFFO do.

Shucks!

Peace be with you, brethren.

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landowner said:

Well.....
Loose tile fixed with sealant , magic sealant
Joiner (I use the term loosely) said old door wasn't thick enough so off he went for a new one
Joiner back with new door, 35mm just same as the one he said wasn't thick enough
Anyway, door fitted and he went.
Inspector called to check door etc and said it wont do..... It creaks like flippin eck and theres a 6mm gap at hinge side and it's flush at lock side, also he cut too much off top of door exposing the cardboard interior

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Hippo said:

Does it hurt when they stich it or does they give yer anna settic?

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Turktowner said:

They gimme jections of lydocaine (i think) as a local before they picked out the bits of chipboard, then flushed it wif a litre of saline, then sowed me up. Was uncomfortable, but then, as a tratterer, I'm used to that.

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