DanClarke said:

...that my wife's cousin who is staying with us...
Managed to flood our guest bathroom and have water coming through our kitchen ceiling on his last visit and today announces that he has broken the toilet seat in the guest bathroom on this visit.
Oh, and can he stay an extra day please?

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landowner said:

Well.....
Loose tile fixed with sealant , magic sealant
Joiner (I use the term loosely) said old door wasn't thick enough so off he went for a new one
Joiner back with new door, 35mm just same as the one he said wasn't thick enough
Anyway, door fitted and he went.
Inspector called to check door etc and said it wont do..... It creaks like flippin eck and theres a 6mm gap at hinge side and it's flush at lock side, also he cut too much off top of door exposing the cardboard interior

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Wimblowdriver said:

I want some of whatever you have been smoking

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Hippo said:

Dun't need a wig. Needs an ard hat. And a Freelander.

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Hippo said:

He was looking at jap knot weed. Eye dun't fink yer allowed to cut or diggit up yerself. Snapping it ain't in the rules. Yer not moving it to another location in yer garden. Yer need a linence to do all that. Snapping it stops it's feeding its roots.

Edit just seen yer uvva post

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Dippypud said:

Why didn't he take the wood out trim the door, then re-fit the wood ?

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6pot said:

Hope everyone had a good bank holiday weekend last weekend. This week seems to have sped by, I've spent a lot of it breaking up a concrete floor which has been hard going even with power tools. I can only describe the appearance of it as I progress as reminding me of the calving of icebergs.

Anyway, over the bank holiday I decided to have a look at the u/s generator as its not much use not working when I needed it. Didn't much like the look of the spark plug when I took it out so off came the head. It's not as bad as it looks although there is a stuck valve. Some wet must have got in unnoticed... we'll have to see...
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Hippo said:

Does it hurt when they stich it or does they give yer anna settic?

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Stone56 said:

For when the roof caves in

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Stone56 said:

Has it been used underwater

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Stone56 said:

Not even systemic weed kill kills knot weed so just snapping it of will just
P--- it off and it will spread even more

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landowner said:

Well.....
Loose tile fixed with sealant , magic sealant
Joiner (I use the term loosely) said old door wasn't thick enough so off he went for a new one
Joiner back with new door, 35mm just same as the one he said wasn't thick enough
Anyway, door fitted and he went.
Inspector called to check door etc and said it wont do..... It creaks like flippin eck and theres a 6mm gap at hinge side and it's flush at lock side, also he cut too much off top of door exposing the cardboard interior

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6pot said:

Looks a bit like it.

It is quite old and had a couple of issues when it still worked but it would be a shame to ditch it because its dual voltage.

It was a bit like Terry McCan's taxicab in Come in T64, your time is ticking away... in that it seemed to use almost as much oil as petrol

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landowner said:

Well.....
Loose tile fixed with sealant , magic sealant
Joiner (I use the term loosely) said old door wasn't thick enough so off he went for a new one
Joiner back with new door, 35mm just same as the one he said wasn't thick enough
Anyway, door fitted and he went.
Inspector called to check door etc and said it wont do..... It creaks like flippin eck and theres a 6mm gap at hinge side and it's flush at lock side, also he cut too much off top of door exposing the cardboard interior

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