If you had been really considerate you would have got her a head torch so she could carry two buckets of coalPlus I bought my lovely wee neebs a led magnetic torch from the tool van so she can see better when shes getting coal.
If you had been really considerate you would have got her a head torch so she could carry two buckets of coal
Ive ordered her a bigger bucket
If it says Pol Roger on it, you don’t want it but I’ll give you £1.50 for it
Or "twotoncarman"I thought he was an Egyptian taxi driver..........toot n come oot
Id take yer 1.50 but it says Palmer D'or vintage or somit on it might be worth swapping for some Parma violets n cola bottles.
£1.50, half a curly wurly and a bag of pickled onion monster munch.
Final offer.
GRATCH
HUGE MEMBER
You do realise they're talking about torches, not flesh-lights........you dirty old pervert.
Stone56
Well-Known Member
He needs to keep his Yorkie bar wrappedFeeling the luv ya big trucker.
Stone56
Well-Known Member
Depends what I'm doing, but I have been up the NileThe de-nile was a bit quick! Are you Egyptian?
Euphemism?Depends what I'm doing, but I have been up the Nile
Stone56
Well-Known Member
Enormous!Euphemism?
If you had been really considerate you would have got her a head torch so she could carry two buckets of coal
Magnetic torch sticks to the bucket ...
Dunt work on plastic buckets
How cheap !
In spite of appearances, I must be doing something right.
I didn't get a card yesdi, but the beloved did get me a smashing Buffalo Sp.6 mountain shirt oft Vinted. I'll take that...
I didn't get a card yesdi, but the beloved did get me a smashing Buffalo Sp.6 mountain shirt oft Vinted. I'll take that...
