Thankfully itβs not snowing here.Weather's took a turn only 2 deg and snowing
Many years ago when I was a child my mother used to go around our garden with a little tin shovel and flick the dog dirt over the hedge into the road. It was usually an ex-coal shovel that had been demoted to dog dirt duties. One day she hit a passing car right in the centre of the windscreen with a particularly soft stool. The car slowed down and stopped and for a moment we thought the man was going to get out and be angry with us, but instead he put the windscreen wipers on which smeared the material into an opaque film over the entire windscreen, whereupon he drove off very slowly.Get you with your "7 iron".
Never saw you in my mind's eye with plus fours, brogues and a mashee niblick.
BUT I am aware that golf north of the border is a lot less snobby than it is doon sooth!
You being a boaty type will love this.
When my ex's new bloke wanted to join a yacht club nearby not only did they interview him they interviewed HER!!!1
Flipping snobs!!
WhiskyLassie
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Morning all, happy commercial love day 
Morning all.
Gardener just arrived. He knows about W's problems
He told me his father was taken into the same place with a heart attack, was put on the worng ward, he started having another one and told them but they didn't believe him! So he rang home and wife and son had to drive in and tell the staff, then they finally realised and did something about it!
For the first two days W was on a drip, which didn't work, in fact I don't think she got any liquid into her bod that way. This might be something to do with her ongoing problem.
Anyway just rang her and told her to be sure to tell the doc this when he comes.
Gardener just showed me how his long pole hedgetrimmer has just bust where the connection is between the two halves of the pole. So he's had to go off!
So just waiting to Av Ocado!
Then off to celebrate Valentine's day!
Have a good one folks!
Gardener just arrived. He knows about W's problems
He told me his father was taken into the same place with a heart attack, was put on the worng ward, he started having another one and told them but they didn't believe him! So he rang home and wife and son had to drive in and tell the staff, then they finally realised and did something about it!
For the first two days W was on a drip, which didn't work, in fact I don't think she got any liquid into her bod that way. This might be something to do with her ongoing problem.
Anyway just rang her and told her to be sure to tell the doc this when he comes.
Gardener just showed me how his long pole hedgetrimmer has just bust where the connection is between the two halves of the pole. So he's had to go off!
So just waiting to Av Ocado!
Then off to celebrate Valentine's day!
Have a good one folks!
Oh you old romantics you!!Morning All.
The usual 2 cards we have been using for Valentines day for 25 years or so have been brought out for display.
My strobe light should arrive today.
Have a great day.
I take it the strobe bouncing off the ceiling will enhance the mood in your "Love Disco" as you celebrate the date?!
Can the strobe measure strokes-per-minute?Oh you old romantics you!!
I take it the strobe bouncing off the ceiling will enhance the mood in your "Love Disco" as you celebrate the date?!
Don't knock it. "Er indoors gave me a large bar of fruit n nut. Always was the romantic typeMorning all, happy commercial love day
.... How absolutely wonderful Royal Mail are (NOT) now their tracking says they don't know where my item is and they are trying to locate it. Detailed tracking says they managed to send it to Basildon hub from Chelmsford and then they sent it back to Chelmsford for sending onwards to Benfleet, but now they don't know where it is.
Bunch of incompetents, should have sent it DPD or UPS.
Amazon says if it isn't here by the 18th I will get a full refund.
Bunch of incompetents, should have sent it DPD or UPS.
Amazon says if it isn't here by the 18th I will get a full refund.
.... How absolutely wonderful Royal Mail are (NOT) now their tracking says they don't know where my item is and they are trying to locate it. Detailed tracking says they managed to send it to Basildon hub from Chelmsford and then they sent it back to Chelmsford for sending onwards to Benfleet, but now they don't know where it is.
Bunch of incompetents, should have sent it DPD or UPS.
Amazon says if it isn't here by the 18th I will get a full refund.
Fell down the back well in the van ... if the driver dunt want it he'll tape it up and give it to you and say 'the address came loose' ....
WhiskyLassie
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I got flowers and he brought me a cuppa in bedDon't knock it. "Er indoors gave me a large bar of fruit n nut. Always was the romantic type
saxavordian
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saxavordian
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Double Entendre
Mine is getting a silver pendant wiv a (cheapo) rock or crystal fingy in it. (She chose it)
Mine is in a box that came from eBay I will have to take it with me to open there.
so what did you get him?
Or is it a surprise?
nod, nod wink wink!!
