..... that in yet another episode of "Here have a kick in the gonads Dan".
Youngest responds to "where's the £10,500 you owe me that you said I would get 5K in August and the rest in regular installments?"
with... "Sorry Dad it has all gone Pete Tong the, missus (who he left and went back to remember) has put our credit rating in the toilet with CCJ's and missed finance payments on her car and I cannot re-mortgage so I can't pay you back like I promised.
Awfully sorry.
Ahhhh Sorry. So that makes it alright then.
Youngest responds to "where's the £10,500 you owe me that you said I would get 5K in August and the rest in regular installments?"
with... "Sorry Dad it has all gone Pete Tong the, missus (who he left and went back to remember) has put our credit rating in the toilet with CCJ's and missed finance payments on her car and I cannot re-mortgage so I can't pay you back like I promised.
Awfully sorry.
Ahhhh Sorry. So that makes it alright then.